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| RYesterday my wife and I went to an ultrasound to see our baby progress and the sex. Well everything is ok and we are going to have a girl. I'm been saving a special cigar f for this news, its a padron 1926 no. 9 maduro. |
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| congrat's. kids are a real blessing. youre going to need to cut back youre cigar budget though so you can buy a special shotgun to keep the boys at bay. |
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| I got a hunch you'd smoke that 26 if it revealed different results....you just looking for a reason.  But that is an excellent reason and coming from a guy that has been blessed with 2 great girls, Congratulations! |
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| GarCar - 8/4/2012 9:59 AM
I got a hunch you'd smoke that 26 if it revealed different results....you just looking for a reason. But that is an excellent reason and coming from a guy that has been blessed with 2 great girls, Congratulations!
I bought that pardon for this day about 3 months ago. |
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| congrats! my baby girl is my heart. |
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| ntanner - 8/4/2012 9:48 AM
congrat's. kids are a real blessing. youre going to need to cut back youre cigar budget though so you can buy a special shotgun to keep the boys at bay.
Your the 2nd one that said that I should get a gun for the boys. But I do have some very sharp knives . |
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| Congrats Billy. How many women in your house? You're gonna need more than one bathroom! Lol |
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| Congrats!,enjoy the smoke. |
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| Congrats! A daughter, huh? In addition to the extra bathroom spoken of above, several large caliber firearms might be in order as well. And for God's sake, keep her away from musicians! 
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| Congratulations Billy. |
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| Congrats, hope all goes well. I'm going to be a grandpa for the first time within the next 2 weeks. Got a Camacho Liberty 2012 resting in the humidor to light up after i meet my grandson. |
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| That's great news, Billy. I've got two daughters and wouldn't change a thing.
Oh yeah, get a gun! |
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| After our experience with our first child, boy or girl matters less than healthy or unhealthy.
In case your wondering ....... pick healthy.
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| At Mark, counting my wife 2 now. Dave I want to get a gun but the wifey said no guns with the little one around . I will do my best to keep her away from those  musicians, especially the drummers with the foot fetish.
Thank you everyone for the Congrats it means slot!
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Location: Lethbridge, Alberta | Congratulations Billy! Don't fret about not having any guns, they are great for long range daughter defilers but any father that means business should own a knife. I feel that it is much easier to demonstrate your point when you flash that little grin as the bastard finally reaches over after you have demanded that he feel how sharp the blade is. Not to mention the personal satisfaction of watching the light go out of the ey...
I mean WHAT!?!?
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Billy, any thoughts of retribution or violence will be unnecessary because you will raise a proper and wholesome young woman untainted by our soulless culture...
Enjoy that smoke Billy...
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| Congrats Billy! Having a daughter is a blast, you're going to love it.
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| Surprised this hasn't been contributed so Billy just for you .....
The Ten Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
- Places where there is darkness.
- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme re to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine." |
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| That is great!.^^^ |
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oh boy, its a girl!
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