Sitting on my back porch last night, smoking an Anejo Shark, I realized something.

This is supposed to be one of the finest cigars made.  And you know what?  I don't like it.  I don't like any cigars.  I love the way they smell and look and feel, and I love the thrill of the hunt, but when I light them up and start sucking that nasty smoke out of the end ...  well I just don't enjoy that experience.

I understand that it is an acquired taste, but I have been trying for a year now.  It's not getting any better.  Now I am stuck with over 500 sticks and three fairly nice humidors.  At least I can reuse the coolers.  I could sell these all I suppose, but that seems like a lot of work and this site has been very generous to me, so I want to be generous in return and dispose of these cigars in true Geek fashion.  All at once.  So ... I think this calls for a contest.

I am going to post a word scramble, and the first person to unscramble the puzzle gets the prize.  I am running this contest "Dirty Leaf Style", meaning it only runs today.  If I wait longer I might realize how much money I am tossing away.

Good luck Geeks, and thanks for everything!

"akilsor p sfouceslr"

 

April fools sucker?

Thats a good one brother.

But I ain't a sucker

Jared, I have two questions for you... who's the biggest fool on CG? and why is it you?            

Happy first day of April my friend!!    

Funny!.

Plesiosaur F sock?

Well done, but I am pretty sure you had nobody fooled here

April fool suckers...

Good one Jared.

If you DO have too many cigars, I'm always open and could create room for them in my stash... and that's no joke

LMAO, i almost thot this was for real.

So where's the puzzle    

Quotetvolball - 4/1/2014  11:21 AM

So where's the puzzle    

In quotes at the bottom of my post.

"akilsor p sfouceslr"

Well done!  I almost thought you were crazy!

 

Did Bob win?  

QuoteBrlesq - 4/1/2014  1:37 PM

Did Bob win?  

Nope.  He couldn't spell "I like feet" out of those letters.

Quotegitfiddl - 4/1/2014  1:45 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 4/1/2014  1:37 PM

Did Bob win?  

Nope.  He couldn't spell "I like feet" out of those letters.

   

In all reality the Anejo Shark isn't for me.

Damn it didn't take Dapenguin long at all to get the puzzle.  I really wanted to get in on this.
Oh well maybe next time  








       

QuoteThe Burn Ward - 4/1/2014  4:34 PM

In all reality the Anejo Shark isn't for me.

Jared, You got any you want to part with    PM me if you do I can help you with that

Well, needless to say I "changed my mind" about getting out of cigars all together.  That being said, DaPenguin was the only one who attempted the puzzle.  He was off by one letter as the answer was "April Fools Suckers", but since nobody else attempted he wins!

Not my whole stash, but a fiver will hit the mail for him at the same time I ship out my NCAA losings.

Congrats!  

Cool deal Jared!

QuoteLawDaddy - 4/2/2014  10:31 AM

Well, needless to say I "changed my mind" about getting out of cigars all together.  That being said, DaPenguin was the only one who attempted the puzzle.  He was off by one letter as the answer was "April Fools Suckers", but since nobody else attempted he wins!

Not my whole stash, but a fiver will hit the mail for him at the same time I ship out my NCAA losings.

Congrats!  

Awesome Jared! Thanks for the unofficial contest bro! glad you didn't give up the hobby of smoking great aged tobacco too!!