If you're not going to smoke em... have you considered bombing them? At 5$ flat rate within the USA and no cost to the cigars, a few geeks would be happy to have em and that'll really boost your cred, and maybe get you a retaliation bomb with stuff you actually want... (most geeks "don't take well" to bombs, and will blow you up in return). You just gotta get sneaky and find out who's into connecticuts... Just a suggestion and friendly advice...
(ps- to keep shipping costs down, I recommend keeping the bombs within the US)