Yeah Loren is an awesome geek and BOTL. Nice bomb there DogMan.
Richard seems like you got hit in a serious way... but the only way to make it "real" is to post pics.
Posting a picture is very simple (on a computer). Reduce size or weight (or both) to get a pic that is under 100k, check the box that says "Attach a file after posting" and after you have submitted the post, it will ask you to browse on your computer for the file to attach, in this case, the pic of your bomb.
If you need help there is a tutorial on how to do it on the Home page of CG or one of us would more than gladly help out. You could send the pic to me for example and I'd edit it and post it for you... or you can send me the cigars, I'll take a picture and post it