I got these really nice cigars in a box. No note. No last name - just "Dan" scribbled on the return address label with an addy in OK. Spent 20 minutes scratching my head trying to figure out who I aggravated in Oklahoma besides the entire student population that attends their sorry school in Norman (yea, "Hook'em Damn Horns!")
Then I remembered Goathead... bastid! Nice hit and totally unexpected! I told him I would indulge and smoke one of the cigars and set the rest aside for the Toys for Tots drive!
Thanks, Dan!