Who Knew Goats Played with Fireworks?

Started by Longhorn, 08/19/2014 07:10 PM

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I got these really nice cigars in a box.  No note.  No last name - just "Dan" scribbled on the return address label with an addy in OK. Spent 20 minutes scratching my head trying to figure out who I aggravated in Oklahoma besides the entire student population that attends their sorry school in Norman (yea, "Hook'em Damn Horns!")

Then I remembered Goathead... bastid!  Nice hit and totally unexpected!  I told him I would indulge and smoke one of the cigars and set the rest aside for the Toys for Tots drive!

Thanks, Dan!   :biggrin:


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Nice!  What are those 2 small unbanded ones on the right?  Look like a DPG Firecracker
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QuoteBrlesq - 8/20/2014  12:32 PM

Nice!  What are those 2 small unbanded ones on the right?  Look like a DPG Firecracker

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