Marketing Description:"Asylum Cigars are from the mind of Christian Eiroa. Solidly packed with all Nicaraguan tobacco, these cigars are sure to please anyone who enjoys a fine cigar. It's Habano wrapper releases plenty of smoke and gives a mellowed earthy taste with hints of leather to inundate your senses for an all around enjoyable smoke. Pick some up today!"
My Description:"Asylum Cigars are from the mind of Christian Eiroa and an old barrel of musty beer. Solidly packed in a novelty milk carton with Nicaraguan tobacco leaves that wished they had got picked to go into a Philly Blunt. These cigars are sure to please... almost no one. It's Habano wrapper releases a pungent odor of New Holland beer that has been sitting in the sun for 3 hours (or a barrel for God knows how long). Oh, yea, there's plenty of smoke that gives a mellowed taste of moldy cheese with hints of an alcoholic who hasn't showered recently. These cigars numb your senses for an all around yak inducing smoke. Save your money today!"
Luckily, I had an LP9 at hand...
