Uh OH!

Started by Anthony, 10/07/2009 08:43 AM

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Anthony


Someone may need the following info in the near future:

http://anthonydimattia.com/Cigar/mailbomb.jpg>


AND SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TOOLS NEAR-BY:


A Handy Book:

http://anthonydimattia.com/Cigar/howtodefuse.jpg>


Nifty Wire Cutters:

http://www.beadandbuttonbazaar.com/images/side%20cutters.jpg>


Sweet Bomb Suit:

http://www.tsa.gov/graphics/images/weekly/121508_lead_art.jpg>



 :whistle:
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Anthony

Stay Tuned for further information...  :shades:
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BlackIrish

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mountedshriner

Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin


Jackal


I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


junglepete

Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

Hound10

Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics"


akira

QuoteHound10 - 10/7/2009  9:12 AM

Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:

who needs their hands anyway... :biggrin:
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

rkarkada

someone call homeland security quick!

podman28

The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy:  :shotgun:

Samhain2000

The up coming bombing will make Al-Queda tremble.
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

mountedshriner

Quotepodman28 - 10/7/2009  10:03 AM

The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy:  :shotgun:

I wish I had said that :mad: Regardless, great sentiment Tim :shades:
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin


Samhain2000

I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Jackal

QuoteSamhain2000 - 10/7/2009  12:16 PM

I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:

That is the proper method for how you test for duds.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


cmmayo

All of this sounds wonderfully horrible.

:cigarman:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

Anthony

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0wRJjXvyZ1I/Ri64eRGVV3I/AAAAAAAAAVw/p8s0UQuYFP0/s400/incoming.jpg>


2698 8288 0000 0990 ****

9405 5036 9930 0006 ****

0308 1400 0000 7323 ****

0309 1140 0000 7148 ****

0550 3699 3000 0218 ****

0307 1790 0003 4843 ****

0308 2690 0001 3887 ****

0103 8555 7497 3535 ****

7009 0960 0000 0367 ****

0103 8555 7497 0287 ****

0590 3699 3000 0036 ****  

0550 3699 3000 0629 ****

And oh... there may be just a few more....
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Samhain2000

Oh, the carnage. :-0
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Samhain2000

Oh, the carnage. :-0
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

gitfiddl

Oh, the carnage!   Wait...someone already said that...twice! :-0
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Jackal

QuoteAnthony - 10/7/2009  6:43 AM

http://anthonydimattia.com/Cigar/mailbomb.jpg>

Mailed from foreign country
Strange odor
Badly written and misspelled label
Lopsided
Oily stians

Sounds like half of the packages that I get at work.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


mountedshriner

At the risk of repeating myself: Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!! :whistle:
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin


Samhain2000

It is so horrifying I had to say it twice.
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Anthony

Hopefully the target of this raid knows how to properly disarm an explosive device...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-bomb-squad-cat-chooses-the-blue-wire.jpg>
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gitfiddl

I just intercepted the following communique from SACC (Strategic Air Cigar Command):  "Due to unforeseen logistical difficulties, one bomber failed to take off as planned.  Said difficulties have been rectified.  Bomber is now flight-ready and should be on the flight line ready for take-off at 0900 tomorrow.  That is all."
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

lowpro75

Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.


   
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