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Bob Cordell

07/16/2015 11:07 AM
:dancing:


Wassup with you freak shows? I heard Rich was trying to put the old band back together and I needed to pop in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Im still kicking!


"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

lubrix

#1
07/16/2015 11:15 AM
Wow...You just made my day stranger!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

bmac7754

#2
07/16/2015 11:23 AM
 You guys are all coming out of the woodworks.  Welcome back Bob
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain



Longhorn

#3
07/16/2015 11:26 AM
For the love of...  FOG's everywhere!

 :biggrin:

ntanner

#4
07/16/2015 11:32 AM Last Edit: 07/16/2015 11:32 AM by ntanner
Wow, nice to hear a voice from the past. Did they let you out of the rubber room finally? :biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

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SenorPablo

#5
07/16/2015 11:39 AM
Wow.  So cool to see the old gang get back together.  Better lock your doors, bolt the windows, and hide the women!  Good to see you again Bob!

-Paul
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

Mojo66

#6
07/16/2015 11:47 AM
The very (in)famous Bob Cordell has made a return  :dancing:

Haven't had the pleasure of getting to know you much but if I listen to many here, you've been missed.

Welcome back.
"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."

Brlesq

#7
07/16/2015 11:50 AM
Are your hands still always covered in sauce?
Bruce
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Bob Cordell

#8
07/16/2015 11:51 AM
I've had a lot on me!!!!!!!!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Ken Kelley

#9
07/16/2015 12:01 PM
QuoteSenorPablo - 7/16/2015  3:39 AM

Wow.  So cool to see the old gang get back together.  Better lock your doors, bolt the windows, and hide the women!  Good to see you again Bob!

-Paul


Don't forget to hide the midgets and small farm animals too!  :biggrin:
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


jharrisx5

#10
07/16/2015 12:03 PM
Yahoo!!!
Puff Puff Give....

nirab

#11
07/16/2015 12:09 PM
Welcome back Bob!...let's see a pic of the crack ho!  :biggrin:  :shy:
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DonM

#12
07/16/2015 12:40 PM
WTF?  The infamous Bob Cordell?  Shyt, I guess you did remember you password you Bastid, welcome back!

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DonM

#13
07/16/2015 12:42 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/16/2015  3:50 PM

Are your hands still always covered in sauce?

Not sure I want to know what his hands are covered in :confused:

"The Curmudgeon"












05Venturer

#14
07/16/2015 12:46 PM
Holy Shyte!!! Looks like some Legendary Geeks have risen from the grave!!!!!!

 :bow:  Hail to some of the founders.
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Cfickter

#15
07/16/2015 12:52 PM

QuoteSenorPablo - 7/16/2015  3:39 PM  Wow.  So cool to see the old gang get back together.  Better lock your doors, bolt the windows, and hide the women!  Good to see you again Bob!  -Paul

 Of course you mean the vertically challenged women 

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Bob Cordell

#16
07/16/2015 12:59 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Well looks like I'm still remembered around these parts, seriously, I've had a lot on me. The sauce company is still sputtering along and the restaurant is still there. I once had four partners but now I have two and they dont even speak to each other half the time.

My current Sugarbritches went through breast cancer so I had to pick out some new titties, get them installed and make sure they work right and all! Everybody was REAL surprised that I stuck around and all knowing my tendencies to bolt in the past.


I'm in two bands right now and that don't leave a lot of time for cigars, I bet I haven't had 3 this spring.


Anyhoo, Ken popped in on my facespace page and said Rich was getting the band back together with Dave so I popped in!



Does Cigar Geeks have their own line of smokes now????????
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

NebNorse

#17
07/16/2015 01:06 PM
Now I have seen it all.  With all these OLD timers back, this has to be a sign of the second coming... Where did I leave that Zombie Kit??
"I'll come back as soon as I can with as much as I can. In the meantime, you've got to hold!" - As spoken to General Wainright by General MacArthur in March of 1942


My Cigar smells better than YOUR FEEDLOT!

DonM

#18
07/16/2015 01:24 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/16/2015  4:59 PM

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Well looks like I'm still remembered around these parts, seriously, I've had a lot on me. The sauce company is still sputtering along and the restaurant is still there. I once had four partners but now I have two and they dont even speak to each other half the time.

My current Sugarbritches went through breast cancer so I had to pick out some new titties, get them installed and make sure they work right and all! Everybody was REAL surprised that I stuck around and all knowing my tendencies to bolt in the past.


I'm in two bands right now and that don't leave a lot of time for cigars, I bet I haven't had 3 this spring.


Anyhoo, Ken popped in on my facespace page and said Rich was getting the band back together with Dave so I popped in!



Does Cigar Geeks have their own line of smokes now????????

So you have time to play in 2 bands, pick out Sugar Britches a new set of tits (i sincerely hope she is doing good, god bless), but it took you a year to come back to your roots @ CG?  WTF, you need to get your priorities Strait!  I know you can FAX and FB, but you have never got your redneck @$$ on a Google Herf, now that would be epic!   So here is the link

https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/g7msewchbgkjnnbt6x2kjljyjea

What next do we have to re learn you on cigars?
 :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












SparklePony

#19
07/16/2015 02:10 PM
As a comparative newbie, I have heard many tall tales of the legendary Bob Cordell.  I hope you'll stick around.
Yes, it's a pineapple hat.  No, you can't put your cigar out in it.

cavenbk

#20
07/16/2015 02:15 PM
Bob on a Google Herf... He's still trying to figure out how to work his new fangled digital camera. In all seriousness, great to see you back Bob! Hope you're going to hang around for a while, you were missed by many.
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1029henry

#21
07/16/2015 02:22 PM
This must be the End Of Days! Welcome back Bob!
"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife"

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freakydeakydutchman

#22
07/16/2015 02:44 PM
things just got ledgen...wait for it...dairy.....
"when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl."
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Jackal

#23
07/16/2015 02:48 PM
Glad to see you back.  Thought that you had fallen into a BBQ smoker and were gone forever.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

lowpro75

#24
07/16/2015 03:08 PM
I want you all to remember that I made this happen.  Unless it goes terribly wrong, which it probably will, in which case Ken made it happen.   :biggrin:
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