Massive Bomb Goes Off In Staten Island, NY!!! (Courtesy of Texlewee)

Started by rkarkada, 11/16/2009 10:07 AM

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rkarkada

11/16/2009 10:07 AM
It's actually a funny story...

When I got the package, there were 23 cigars inside, and I had no idea that it was a bomb.  I thought it was a cigar pass that Scott accidently sent to me.  So, I sent Scott an e-mail asking who should have actually gotten the cigars.  To my shock and surprise, he informed me that it was a BOMB for me!

I was ecstatic, especially since I have not tried the majority of the cigars he sent.  I cant wait to smoke and review them!

Scott,  

Just want to say thank you again for your kind gesture and generosity.  I was really surprised and you definitely made my weekend!  My humidor runneth over....

My fellow geeks on this forum are some of the most kind and generous people around!

Kindest regards,
Rich

mcdimond

#1
11/16/2009 10:11 AM
Very nice!

Good bombing, Scott!
Michael


Fun Fact:
Groucho Marx suffered from insomnia, which he claimed was due to a financial loss in the stock market. When he suffered from insomnia, he used to call people up in the middle of the night and insult them. In the 1950s Groucho was invited to take a tour of the New York Stock Exchange. While in the observation booth, he grabbed the public address system handset and began singing "Lydia the Tattooed Lady". Upon hearing silence coming from the trading floor, he walked into view, was given a loud cheer by the traders, and shouted, "Gentlemen, in 1929 I lost eight hundred thousand dollars on this floor, and I intend to get my money's worth!" For fifteen minutes, he sang, danced, told jokes, and all this time, the Wall Street stock ticker was running blank.

DennisA

#2
11/16/2009 10:23 AM
Now that's one hell of a mail bomb!!!  :dancing: :cool:
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.

BlackIrish

#3
11/16/2009 11:02 AM
Good to see that Tex is back and causing trouble.  That's a beautifully constructed bomb, and a great choice of targets.

:thumbsup:
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texlewee

#4
11/16/2009 11:15 AM
It gave me great pleasure to type the 4 words:

You have been bombed.
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=texlewee

lowpro75

#5
11/16/2009 11:17 AM
Nice.  What did Rich do that I didn't do?  Or did you send it to the wrong Rich?
Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

texlewee

#6
11/16/2009 11:17 AM
I especially like that the detonation was very stealth, as the victim thought it was a harmless cigar pass.....

Then.........

BOOM....

Gotcha. :lmao:
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=texlewee

texlewee

#7
11/16/2009 11:19 AM
Quotelowpro75 - 11/16/2009  11:17 AM

Nice.  What did Rich do that I didn't do?  Or did you send it to the wrong Rich?


Bombs are typically sent by the criminally insane with no rhyme or reason.
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=texlewee

NES Tek

#8
11/16/2009 11:30 AM
Nice work!
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

cmmayo

#9
11/16/2009 11:53 AM
Nice job, tex

:thumbsup:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

podman28

#10
11/16/2009 12:14 PM
Nice work Scott! I am wondering if the ignition switch on artillery device may go off soon. You might have given me some inspiration. :shades:

Jackal

#11
11/16/2009 01:01 PM
Nice job Tex  :thumbsup:

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

sam a

#12
11/16/2009 01:24 PM
texcellent!
Any cigars portrayed in this post that appear to be Cuban in origin are completely fictional in nature. Any resemblance between these cigars and actual Cuban cigars is unintended and purely coincidental.

rkarkada

#13
11/16/2009 02:29 PM
I had the Macanudo Portafino last night.  A great smoke, indeed.  Only 22 more to go......!!!

lowpro75

#14
11/16/2009 02:31 PM
I got a couple bombs in my arsenal that may be ready to deploy.
Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

texlewee

#15
11/16/2009 02:55 PM
Quoterkarkada - 11/16/2009  2:29 PM

I had the Macanudo Portafino last night.  A great smoke, indeed.  Only 22 more to go......!!!


See? Everyone has their own taste profile.... I always held that Portafino was Spanish for  " Get that weak s**t out of my face" :lmao:
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=texlewee

DonM

#16
11/16/2009 03:00 PM
Very cool Bomb on the Unsuspecting Victim! :smoker:

"The Curmudgeon"












Anthony

#17
11/16/2009 03:13 PM
Now THAT is a bomb.  Nice hit!
_____

rkarkada

#18
11/16/2009 04:04 PM
Quotetexlewee - 11/16/2009  3:55 PM

Quoterkarkada - 11/16/2009  2:29 PM

I had the Macanudo Portafino last night.  A great smoke, indeed.  Only 22 more to go......!!!


See? Everyone has their own taste profile.... I always held that Portafino was Spanish for  " Get that weak s**t out of my face" :lmao:


Fine, I concede, it may be a little weak, but it has a nice mellow flavor. (It goes great with cup of earl grey tea for those times when you don't' feel like being all masculine, and want to just talk about "feelings")  :lmao:  :lmao:

mountedshriner

#19
11/16/2009 04:44 PM
Exceptional bomb!! I am speechless. Fantastic job by all.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin

SenorPablo

#20
11/16/2009 05:20 PM
Nice one Scott!
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

Hot Stuff x

#21
11/16/2009 05:41 PM
Well played, Sir!
LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

cmmayo

#22
11/16/2009 05:43 PM
Quoterkarkada - 11/16/2009  4:04 PM

Quotetexlewee - 11/16/2009  3:55 PM

Quoterkarkada - 11/16/2009  2:29 PM

I had the Macanudo Portafino last night.  A great smoke, indeed.  Only 22 more to go......!!!


See? Everyone has their own taste profile.... I always held that Portafino was Spanish for  " Get that weak s**t out of my face" :lmao:


Fine, I concede, it may be a little weak, but it has a nice mellow flavor. (It goes great with cup of earl grey tea for those times when you don't' feel like being all masculine, and want to just talk about "feelings")  :lmao:  :lmao:

Sounds like it might go better with some vinegar and water, dude.
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

nwb

#23
11/16/2009 08:20 PM
Holy crap!  Nice hit  :shades:

nwb
Chief of Shaft
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