The LMAO Pass

Started by gitfiddl, 01/26/2016 01:51 PM

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gitfiddl

Y'all can blame this one on Chuck's (Cfickter) post about acronyms.   :biggrin:  

The rules are simple:  One of the words in the brand or name of the cigar, or the maker's/blender's name must start with an L, M, A, or O.  For instance, La Perla Habana, Mi Barrio, Obsidian, Arturo Fuente or a cigar blended for another company by Manuel Quesada or Eddie Ortega would work.  Get it?  I knew you would.  Dollar values on the cigars should be between two and twenty dollars, based on everyday box prices from CI, Famous, etc.  I'm not a big stickler on value, as long as you're in the ballpark and it's not an obvious rip-off.  At the conclusion of the pass, I'll put the names of all the participants in a hat and draw a name.  That individual will receive a little extra somethin'.

Due to a pissing contest with the manager of my local post office, I must restrict this to US addresses.    I'd also like to restrict it to CG members with at least an "Extreme Veteran" status, but if you are a newbie and can get an established member to vouch for you, you're in.  You're also in if your mother, aunt, or sister is a midget stripper and you can send me a picture thereof.  The limit on participants is 10.  

Any takers?

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Longhorn

#1
You're too much...

Oh, and I'm in.  :biggrin:

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gitfiddl

QuoteLonghorn - 1/26/2016  5:53 PM

You're too much...

Oh, and I'm in.  :biggrin:

Brad, let me get a few more bites and I'll get together the seed cigar list.
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headfirst

So La Estrella Cubana, Mark Twain, Arganese, and Oh Que Bueno are all fair game?!  I may have some seed cigars for you!  ;-)

Ok, I don't actually own any Oh Que Bueno, just found those in the database looking for an O, somehow no reviews on those gems...
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QuoteC130Driver - 1/26/2016  2:56 PM

No matter how many times I see that pictures, it always manages to creep me out.

Followed by the involuntary vomitting!
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Quoteheadfirst - 1/26/2016  6:02 PM

So La Estrella Cubana, Mark Twain, Arganese, and Oh Que Bueno are all fair game?!  I may have some seed cigars for you!  ;-)

Ok, I don't actually own any Oh Que Bueno, just found those in the database looking for an O, somehow no reviews on those gems...

LMAO!  :-0  But yes, a few stinkers would be acceptable considering the pass name.

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IMHO...this sounds fun, and I'd love to play!  :biggrin:  :bigthumbs:...are pics of midget dads who strip eligible???  :shy:  :shy:
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headfirst

Quotegitfiddl - 1/26/2016  3:09 PM

Quoteheadfirst - 1/26/2016  6:02 PM

So La Estrella Cubana, Mark Twain, Arganese, and Oh Que Bueno are all fair game?!  I may have some seed cigars for you!  ;-)

Ok, I don't actually own any Oh Que Bueno, just found those in the database looking for an O, somehow no reviews on those gems...

LMAO!  :-0  But yes, a few stinkers would be acceptable considering the pass name.


Oh, I didn't think this was serious, this thing's for real?  Ha ha, I'll have to look and see what all I have that start with those 4 letters.  Oh wait, I'll have my Osiris IV and V so I'll actually have some descent O sticks besides Oliva, maybe I would join this thing, but you ain't getting any midget material from me...I tend to have the opposite height freak genes...
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millarddj

If it's legit, I'm in. If only to bring some sobriety to the table. :rolleyes:
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Ted

#13

So does it have to be the first letter of the first word? Or would a White Owl count?

Oh, and posting to see what my status is.

 

EDIT: Wow. This is post 1000. Where is the band and streamers?! And are Elite Veterans eligible?


millarddj

QuoteTed - 1/26/2016  5:19 PM

So does it have to be the first letter of the first word? Or would a White Owl count?

Oh, and posting to see what my status is.

 

EDIT: Wow. This is post 1000. Where is the band and streamers?! And are Elite Veterans eligible?


Elite Veteran is one step above Extreme Veteran, so you're good to go. :bigthumbs:

Although I'm somewhat relieved to hear that I'm not the only one that is confused by the CG forum ranking nomenclature.
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Vroomp

#15

Got hundreds that foot the bill...  I'm in~! :smoker:

 

  That is,,,,,   If you'll have me? :confused:  

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I'm in on this one since it's legal. ;)
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gitfiddl

QuoteCharlieOne - 1/26/2016  7:54 PM

I'm in on this one since it's legal. ;)

You have got to be kidding.  Remember me?  I'm a vagina!


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gitfiddl

Quoteterrys1991 - 1/26/2016  8:01 PM

Can I play?

 


Why certainly!
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Gustoff

Being a single mother midget 1-legged stripper should get me in right?! Sweet!  Thought so! I am very much in! (If there's room).
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gitfiddl

Damn, this filled up fast!  I can probably squeeze in one or two more.  Asshats need not apply!  :biggrin:

I'll check back in in the morning and get the starter cigars posted tomorrow evening.

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jharrisx5

Got room for a Smurf??

Hmmmmmmm??
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Quotejharrisx5 - 1/26/2016  8:38 PM

Got room for a Smurf??

Hmmmmmmm??

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