So...my Mystery Box O' Crapola showed up today. Quick answer, sure did get at least $25 worth of stuff.
First the cigars:
Quesada Heisenberg - Actually been wanting to try one of these
Gran Habano Aztec El Aguila - Sounds interesting
J Fuego Heat - Anyone had one? I dig the corojo in other sticks
And a very lovely, slightly squishy Gurkha....who needs a bomb?
The rest of the box contained miscellaneous stuff:
AquaForce Self Defense water bottle and knife combo. Complete with instructions on how to use the water bottle to injure an attacker. It actually has a hard pointed cap and 3 hard points on the bottom as well as an ergonomic grip so it doesn't slip out of your hand. 3 1/2 inch blade on the knife.
Buck Rageous Bottle Opener - Has "5 Fun Deer Calls of the Wild"
2 Pair - "Slightly Irregular" Green Combat Boot Socks
Pair of Polarized Eye Protectors - Sun Glasses with a neck strap, actually am going to take them fishing with me, they curve around the eyes so should keep the wind and rain out.
A Pink Camo baseball cap - Wife likes it
Victory Electronic Cigarette Starter Kit - Umm ok
And some little green thimble shaped thing with a hole down the center. I have no idea wht this is, does anyone else?
Best deal ever? Probably not. Complete rip-off, no. I wasn't expecting much so was not disappointed.