CigarPage Mystery Box O' Crapola Arrived!!!!

Started by ninfiction, 04/27/2016 04:07 PM

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ninfiction

So...my Mystery Box O' Crapola showed up today. Quick answer, sure did get at least $25 worth of stuff.

First the cigars:

Quesada Heisenberg - Actually been wanting to try one of these
Gran Habano Aztec El Aguila - Sounds interesting
J Fuego Heat - Anyone had one? I dig the corojo in other sticks

And a very lovely, slightly squishy Gurkha....who needs a bomb?

The rest of the box contained miscellaneous stuff:

AquaForce Self Defense water bottle and knife combo. Complete with instructions on how to use the water bottle to injure an attacker. It actually has a hard pointed cap and 3 hard points on the bottom as well as an ergonomic grip so it doesn't slip out of your hand. 3 1/2 inch blade on the knife.

Buck Rageous Bottle Opener - Has "5 Fun Deer Calls of the Wild"

2 Pair - "Slightly Irregular" Green Combat Boot Socks

Pair of Polarized Eye Protectors - Sun Glasses with a neck strap, actually am going to take them fishing with me, they curve around the eyes so should keep the wind and rain out.

A Pink Camo baseball cap - Wife likes it

Victory Electronic Cigarette Starter Kit - Umm ok

And some little green thimble shaped thing with a hole down the center. I have no idea wht this is, does anyone else?

Best deal ever? Probably not. Complete rip-off, no. I wasn't expecting much so was not disappointed.
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I bet  Sparklepony could ell you what that green thing is  
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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

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headfirst

Thanks for posting, I was curious what they'd throw in there...
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I think that should be your summer herfin' hat  :biggrin:
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ninfiction

Quote05Venturer - 4/27/2016  7:36 PM

I think that should be your summer herfin' hat  :biggrin:

That's not a bad idea! Hopefully after this week I can start getting on some again. Been crazy busy here.
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McBryde

That green thing is a cigarette snuffer I believe.

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Vroomp

QuoteMcBryde - 4/27/2016  8:46 PM  That green thing is a cigarette snuffer I believe.  E

 I believe you're correct sir~!  :bigthumbs:

Or it's just another ceramic butt plug........ :biggrin:  

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ninfiction

QuoteMcBryde - 4/27/2016  8:46 PM

That green thing is a cigarette snuffer I believe.

E

Nice...interesting there even is a thing. Thank you!
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ninfiction

QuoteVroomp - 4/27/2016  9:13 PM

QuoteMcBryde - 4/27/2016  8:46 PM  That green thing is a cigarette snuffer I believe.  E

 I believe you're correct sir~!  :bigthumbs:

Or it's just another ceramic butt plug........ :biggrin:  


I'll suggest that to the wife, may have to give up my pink hat though after that.
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tjm0831

Nice to know whats in that box!  Thanks for the post.
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johncw

I think the water bottle/knife makes it all worth it... so when you are parched in a knife battle you can easily quench that thirst.  Or the zombie apocalypse you can stab one in the knife and take a drink and stay hydrated.

05Venturer

Quotejohncw - 4/28/2016  9:21 AM

I think the water bottle/knife makes it all worth it... so when you are parched in a knife battle you can easily quench that thirst.  Or the zombie apocalypse you can stab one in the knife and take a drink and stay hydrated.

That is exactly why mine is on the way :biggrin:
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nirab

Heck, send me $25, I'll come up with a cooler Mystery Box O' Crapola than that!  :biggrin:  :shades:
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nirab

QuoteMcBryde - 4/27/2016  7:46 PM

That green thing is a cigarette snuffer I believe.

E

It's a smurf condom... :biggrin:
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"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

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"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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05Venturer

got mine yesterday
Same contents
Our wives have matching hats LOL
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Note to self,"Do not buy mystery pak from Cigar Page" :biggrin:

Ted

Just pulled my box in from the snow (fastest delivery from CI ever, and wan't home yesterday). Exact same thing. Don't think I will be buying again!

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and to think i almost pulled the trigger on one.... wheww
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nirab

Quotebenchjockey - 5/2/2016  8:18 AM

They promised to send crap and lived up to their end of the bargain.

They should of called it the Dollar General Clearance Section Grab Bag O' and you get 3 cigars and 1 Gurkha...
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"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

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Ted

If they did this with the inspiration of woot's BOC, then someone, somewhere, got a big screen. Think that actually happened?


   
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