OK, Les, you got me... got me good.
I got hit by an ICBM--an Intercontinental Cigar Bomb Mailing. There was so much damage... OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
The cigars in the pic below are actually from the wishlist I posted:
Epernay LeFerme
Padron 1964 Ann. Exclusivo
Cohiba Maduro 5 Genios
Partagas Serie D No. 4
DPG My Father LeBijou 1922 Petite Robusto
Les also included a ton of other goodies, such as a bottle of "Chamisul" Soju and a bunch of snacks. (Hey, Les, I used to work at Frito-Lay's International Headquarters, so seeing a bag of Korean Cheetos brought back a lot of great memories!)
Les didn't know this, but I just got laid off last week from a job I loved in Austin and I'm currently scrambling to find work. This was a wonderful distraction from dealing with a bunch of horrible s**t, and I really appreciate it. Les, you really cheered me up, even if I'm going to ruin my low-carb diet enjoying all of these great snacks.