Jackal Bomb!!!

Started by Dave S., 04/05/2010 02:18 PM

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Dave S.

An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal."  Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete.  Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.

Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.

Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:

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I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets.  Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.

I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.

Damn you, Jackal!!!
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George Armstrong Custer


Bob Cordell

That little Nording is an ass kicker!


Strong stuff!!!!!!!!


   :-0
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NES Tek

That Jackal, always up to trouble!!!
(Nice work!)
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nwb

Nice one again, Jackal!

nwb
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vw77guy


Jackal

I hope that you enjoy them Dave.

Thanks again for the Casa Torano Maduros.  Now you have the chance to try the naturals (love those Ecuador Wrappers).

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


Dave S.

"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

George Armstrong Custer


Jackal

You are very welcome.   :cheers:

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


nukbucko

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."  -Some Dude I don't Know

mountedshriner

Very kool! Nice bomb Jackal! Dave you lucky dude!! :dancing:  :dancing:
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DonM

Bombs Away!  Nice!

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cmmayo

QuoteDave S. - 4/5/2010  2:18 PM

An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal."  Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete.  Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.

Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.

Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:

http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Dave_S007/P1000570.jpg?t=1270495070">

I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets.  Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.

I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.

Damn you, Jackal!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Good story... and good job, Jason.  :bigthumbs:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

Jackal


I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


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