Tactical box Nuke!!

Started by kccricket, 04/23/2010 02:58 PM

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kccricket

Laying in my bed minding my own business when all of a sudden i get a knock on my door and there is my mother. standing over me with 3 boxes. I got a smile on my face and knew my amazon.com and cigarbid.com packages have arrived.. The funny thing was there were three boxes.... Not just two. So with a concerning look I reached for this brown wrapped, very taped up suspicious looking box with a reply address from marlboro NJ and the name just said TMB. I reached for my chemical and bomb detecting kit (must of been fresh out of batterries) and didnt trace anything. So I proceeded to open. After getting through this reinforced tapped box I saw bubble wrap. Then removed the bubble wrap and KAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

The mad bomber strikes.... Thanks MAn... Look great!!!! aside from jackels starter kit this is the First bomb ive got!!!! my mom may have lost a couple limbs. But it was worth it
 :biggrin:
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kccricket

oh.. who is the mad bomber anyhow?
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ratboy

Quotekccricket - 4/23/2010  2:01 PM

oh.. who is the mad bomber anyhow?

I'm more interested in how you get your mom to deliver your mail to you!   :biggrin:  :-0  :biggrin:

kccricket

lol I move around so i send everything to my moms and if she is out and about then she brings it to me.
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Jackal

There are some really nice smokes in there.

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NES Tek

Definitely, great bomb!!!
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kccricket

anyone know who it is??
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Bob Cordell

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They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Jackal

I don't know which BOTL is in Jersey.

Maybe one drove in from out of state to mail it to throw us off.

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I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


nwb

That is a really nice bomb.  Not sure who is in Jersey... :confused:

nwb
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It's always nice to get an unexpected surprise.  :biggrin:
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SenorPablo

Definitely a nice hit!  So will TMB reveal himself?  :confused:
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87North

Looks like some rather enjoyable times there to me.  Well done to The Mad Bomber... :-)
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Dave S.

Very  :cool: !

Now . . . who is The Mad Bomber :confused:?
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kccricket

So is still no word on the mysterious Mad bomber? Who is this Saint anywho?
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
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cmmayo

#20
Good job, whoever you are...   :bigthumbs:

(I would bet it's Richard Karkada/rkarkada.)
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BlackIrish

I bet it's that guy with the hoodie, dark glasses, and mustache.  :lmao:

Seriously- nicely done!
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Hound10

Kudos to The Mad Bomber!!! :bigthumbs:
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NES Tek

Quotecmmayo - 4/25/2010  6:08 PM

Good job, whoever you are...   :bigthumbs:

(I would bet it's Richard Karkada/rkarkada.)

That's a good guess. I would have to agree. Richard is right around those parts.
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kccricket

well if its you rkarkada then thanks a bunch!!! cant wait to enjoy them!!! and if its not... Well thanks to whoever gave them to me!!  :biggrin:  :biggrin:  :biggrin:  :shy:  :shy:
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton
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