The Maple Curtain wasn't strong enough to withhold this force!!!!
I got home last night and my wife said "there's a package for you, i left it on the counter". I went upstairs to check it out and didn't recognize who it was from / hadn't ordered anything online in a while so i became concerned.
hmmmmmmmmm, i said to my self. Without making any sudden moves I told my wife to get the kid and go to her mother's.......and that i love her......and please pass me my work gloves, the bbq tongs and some wire cutters.
I opened the windows and doors to the house to help in case of some level of blast but deep down i knew it wouldn't make a difference.
Sllllooooooooooooowwwwwwwwlllllllllllyyyy i opened the package and had a few "red cord, green cord" moments. All was going well, until what i believe was the last one of these moments.
I chose wrong.
After that, all i remember is waking up on my neighbors lawn (5 doors down) with no eyebrows and burn marks all over. Steve (neighbor) helped me back to my house after all the dust had settled - all that remained was the rough structure of our house and SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT USED TO BE OUR KITCHEN:
5 Cigars wrapped tightly in a bag
I had been torpedoed. In Canada. Wow.
THANKS WES (87North)! YOU DEFINITELY GOT ME AND GOT ME GOOD!!!!!!
Courtesy of Wes: 1 of each
AB Select Cabinet Reserve Torpedo
Gurkha Castle Hall Torpedo Habano
JdN Torpedo Claro
Padilla Cazadores Torpedo
La Aurora Leoninos Belicoso
I have not had ANY of these cigars and am extremely appreciative of your kindness and this gesture!! THANKS WES
Since this seems like the same ammunition used by Wes recently to nail kylepwhalen, I'm stealing the pic he posted.
Looks like we may have a Mad Torpedo'er!!!!!