The wife brought in the mail today, and handed me a package and said "what is this?" I replied with "I don't know I didn't order anything." Then judging by the weight and size of the package and the additional unfamiliar address I said, "I think it's a bomb." My wife's reply was "What! Don't open it!!!" Of course I proceeded as I definitely knew what it was. After pulling out the package of cigars my wife couldn't understand the joy and excitement I was feeling.
Thanks to BlackIrish for the nice selection of cigars.