I come home from work and Miss Cheryl says, accusingly, "Another box came for you today." I go over and look at it. It looks suspicious, so I suggest she step back, just in case. She looks at me in an odd way. I say, "You don't understand, it could be a bomb." She realizes I have fully lost my mind. Until I carefully open it, and *** BOOM!!!! ***
As the echoes of the shockwave reverberate down my spine, I look at her and say "See, I told you so. You know you've gotta be careful these days." She does one of these and walks away. She's still clueless about what just happened.
Shukpaw has been doing his homework, because this bomb is perfect ...
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