Shukpaw Strikes Again

Started by kola, 08/24/2010 06:23 PM

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kola

I come home from work and Miss Cheryl says, accusingly, "Another box came for you today."  I go over and look at it. It looks suspicious, so I suggest she step back, just in case. She looks at me in an odd way. I say, "You don't understand, it could be a bomb." She realizes I have fully lost my mind. Until I carefully open it, and  *** BOOM!!!! ***



As the echoes of the shockwave reverberate down my spine, I look at her and say "See, I told you so. You know you've gotta be careful these days." She does one of these :rolleyes: and walks away. She's still clueless about what just happened.

Shukpaw has been doing his homework, because this bomb is perfect ...
- Diesel Unholy Cocktail
- Gran Habano Vintage 2002 Robusto
- 5 Vegas Series 'A' Archetype
- K. Hansotia (Gurkha) Castle Hall Torpedo
- CAO Brazillia Chango

Thank you BOTL!!!!
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