Kyle's Hippie Extermination Business

Started by NES Tek, 08/31/2010 05:04 PM

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NES Tek

I had never seen a hippie fly (literally) until last night. After a weekend away, I came home to a suspicious package in the mail. I set it on the counter, waiting to find the best way to open it when my wife came over...."what's this?"

BOOM!!! The Haight Ashbury will never be the same after that blast.

The materials I could recover from the carnage include:

LFD Air Bender
Man O' War Virtueoso Toro
Man O' War Torpedo
LFD Double Ligero Chisel
Room 101 305


What a bomb!!! Kyle, you are a mad man!!!

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akira

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Jackal

Nice job Kyle.

Between your bomb and mine, Nick will have enough nicotine to drop an elephant.

 :bigthumbs:  :smoker:

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Bob Cordell

SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We need a Kyle poll!
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They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

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Brlesq

Really nice sticks.  IS that all 12 of the bombs yet?   :confused:
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Very nice  :thumbsup:   That LFD Air Bender is a nice smoke.
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NES Tek

QuoteJackal - 8/31/2010  3:14 PM

Nice job Kyle.

Between your bomb and mine, Nick will have enough nicotine to drop an elephant.

 :bigthumbs:  :smoker:


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

My thoughts exactly!
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

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DennisA

Dayum!! Kyle is out of control!!
 :bigthumbs:
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Nice bomb.  Are cigars allowed in San Fran?  :lmao:
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