On Tuesday I needed to go to the bank to make a deposit. I waited for the mail to arrive in anticipation of a couple of checks. I go out and the mailman gives me my mail and three packages. My pass from Corey, my winnings from Bryan for the College Bowl contest, and some cigars I bought from drexeltpd. I put it all in the car and headed to the bank.
By the time I got to the bank I was really curious what everyone had sent me so I opened the packages. I opened the pass from Corey and on the letter he indicated there was a bomb in the box. I tried to disarm it. I thought about driving away to save all those other people, but it was too late. Literally, and I mean I am not joking here, within one minute two police cars came rushing into the bank parking lot siren and light going. Turned out someone had spotted a car they were looking for, but they made it just in time to save me and many others. Corey, I kept your name safe so they will not be looking to you for the damage to the bank.
Corey sends me my cigars to try to identify, and I will quote him, "a mini-bomb". We were supposed to get two extra cigars with the pass. He sends me nine more. There is nothing mini about a 7 cigar bomb. Thank you. I really appreciate it.
