I'm not divulging targets, but I've bided my time long enough. Too many times, I've come home and there's been a suspicious package on the doorstep (and not the type of suspicious package a certain BBQ guru in Tennessee sports under his smoking jacket
). SWMBO has asked me several times how long I was going to put up with these attacks without taking action. Well, the time has come. I've had enough. It may take some time to go through my list, but my munitions will indeed hit their targets. You have been warned!
