As I approached the mail today, the 'ping' sound became louder and more rapid, and there was no way to escape the three self-propelled explosive projectile weapons launched below the surface by the nefarious Capndutch! His name and avatar seem innocent and gentle enough to the average viewer, but he is also known for his large stash of munitions, apparently collected and traded from many nations.
The first 'fish' to hit was comprised of munitions from Allied Nations (an RyJ Vintage IV).
The second, quite potent 'fish' appears to have originated from a Communist island (a Cohiba Lancero), but of course we'll never know!
The final one is a mystery and failed to detonate, but I have been commanded by the cap'n to study it, destroy it by fire, and report back.
Aye, aye, sir!
Thanks so much for the surprise bombing, John. It is very much appreciated!
