Warning... Warning... The Mailbox Warning Agency has issued a CODE DEATH Warning for the West Coast and East Coast. This is NOT a test, and the threat of exploding mailboxes is a very serious threat. Top Officials have declared that the West Coast will be hit first followed by an East Coast hit shortly there after. MWA is advising that all members use caution when approaching their mailboxes.
Those members that are not on either coast and live in the Mid-West please pray for your fellow geeks that they may survive this very real attack.