Nuclear devastation in Virginia

Started by kola, 06/24/2011 03:47 PM

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kola

The wife comes prancing in with her days worth of shopping and a pile of mail, picks up a yellow envelope and brings it to me.  Huh. I look at the return address and start to worry ... this package could be dangerous.  I tell everyone to stand back, this thing could explode at any moment!  I open it, and a mushroom cloud erupts, devastating the entire neighborhood!



It seems Lubrix (Paul) has taken matters into his own hands, and delivered this radioactive arsenal to me. As best I can tell through the radioactive fog, they are ...
- Vudu Robusto
- Royal Jamaica Gold Robusto
- Mayorga Gordito Torpedo (maduro)
- Vallejuelo Robusto Gordo



I love variety, and these definitely fit the bill.  Of these cigars, I have only tried the Vudu (an awesome little firecracker by the way).  The others I had to research because I have never even seen them before - or at least have never noticed them. Paul please correct me if I have anything wrong.

Thank you Lubrix! I am really looking forward to trying these beauties!
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Brlesq

The Lubrix strikes!  Very nice nuclear bomb.
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Nice!  Let us know what you think Armin.  I have not had any of those.
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cocon

The mailman now glows in the dark!! :lmao:

Nice way to take out a whole neighborhood!!!

 :rolleyes:
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ntanner

very creative bombing.  :bow:  :bow:  :bow:
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Quotekola - 6/24/2011  3:47 PM

The wife comes prancing in with her days worth of shopping and a pile of mail, picks up a yellow envelope and brings it to me.  Huh. I look at the return address and start to worry ... this package could be dangerous.  I tell everyone to stand back, this thing could explode at any moment!  I open it, and a mushroom cloud erupts, devastating the entire neighborhood!



It seems Lubrix (Paul) has taken matters into his own hands, and delivered this radioactive arsenal to me. As best I can tell through the radioactive fog, they are ...
- Vudu Robusto
- Royal Jamaica Gold Robusto
- Mayorga Gordito Torpedo (maduro)
- Vallejuelo Robusto Gordo



I love variety, and these definitely fit the bill.  Of these cigars, I have only tried the Vudu (an awesome little firecracker by the way).  The others I had to research because I have never even seen them before - or at least have never noticed them. Paul please correct me if I have anything wrong.

Thank you Lubrix! I am really looking forward to trying these beauties!
You were supposed to get the radiation suit first and put it on before opening the package,I forgot to ship that first,anyway,enjoy!.
----
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JeffyB

Very nice; let us know how they are!

87North

Nice Stuff, and a deserving recipient.  Good going Paul.   :dancing:
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billy82

Very nice!!  I could see the mushroom from my house.
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