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Administrator"Gentlemen, you may smoke." -King Edward VII
Administrator"A fine cigar is the essence of life. The tobacco plant comes from the earth, from which we ourselves were created. Like ourselves, each leaf grows and is nurtured individually, acquiring its own characteristics, and is then graded, sorted, and matured according to their special abilities. As tobacco comes to its graduation in the making of cigars, as with the making of adults, some is left on the cutting room table and become ordinary, run-of-the-mill products. Some graduate into leadership and areas of responsibility, but a few achieve greatness, and even a touch of immortality." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
Administrator"[Cigars are] the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion." -Somerset Maugham, Writer
Administrator"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" -Mark Twain
Administrator"There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
Administrator"Allah made tobacco grow to put a smile on the faces of men." -An old Turkish proverb
Administrator"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke." -Rudyard Kipling, Writer
Administrator"Blessed be the man who invented smoking, the soother and comforter of a troubled spirit, allayer of angry passions, a comfort under loss of breakfast, and to the roamer of desolate places, the solitary wayfarer through life, serving for wife, children, and friends." -Unknown
Administrator"A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you." -Unknown
Administrator"A fine cigar is like a fine woman. They come in all shapes and sizes. Treat them tenderly and lovingly. Caress their skin, admire their beauty, fondle them with reverence. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma. Contemplate their essence, their dependability, and forgive them their weaknesses - if there be any. Revel in the rituals, their simplicity and their enduring meanings. Do these things, my son, and the blessings of life shall always be upon you." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
Administrator"There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar." -Demi Moore
Administrator"While smoking a cigar, we are in the presence of eternity. The tobacco reminds us of the earth, from which it and we came. As with ourselves, the life of some cigars are short, while others last a while longer, but in the end all are consumed. But the smoke, ah, the smoke! The smoke drifts gently heavenward on its quest to combine with the great eternal oneness." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
Administrator"If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it." -George Burns
Administrator"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George Burns
Administrator"What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar!" -Thomas Marshall, VP for Woodrow Wilson
Administrator"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife." -Zino Davidoff
Administrator"I'll smoke anything anybody gives me, I'm not particular." -Peter Falk
Administrator"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -Sigmund Freud
Administrator"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar." -Steve Allen
Administrator"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." -Lynda Barry
Administrator"A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see." -Phyllis Battelle
Administrator"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." -George Burns
Administrator"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill." -George Burns
Administrator"If castaway cigar butts once were the floor symbol of the male-dominated convention, the equivalent symbol this year is a litter of women's pumps." -Francis X. Clines
Administrator"There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it." -Joseph Conrad
Administrator"There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision, and for whom the lighting of every cigar, the drinking of every cup, the time of rising and going to bed every day, and the beginning of every bit of work, are subjects of express volitional deliberation." -William James
Administrator"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -Rudyard Kipling
Administrator"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." -Groucho Marx
Administrator"I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time." -Mark Twain
Administrator"There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall." -Fidel Castro
Administrator"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit." Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars" -Jack Nicholson
Administrator"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." -George Burns
Administrator"Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity." -Charles Dickens
Administrator"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -Winston Churchill
Administrator"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar." -Groucho Marx
Administrator"The Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in the hand, and certain weeds whose smoke they inhale which are dry weeds stuffed into a certain dry leaf in the form of a muset made of paper, like the ones the children make on the day of the Holy Ghost; and burning a part of it, from the other part they suck or absorb or admit the smoke with breathing." -Christopher Columbus, from his Navigation diary
Administrator"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." -Mark Twain
Administrator"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues" -Abe Lincoln
Administrator"A wisely chosen cigar to me, is like a weapon against certain of life's torments, in some mysterious way, a little blue smoke chases them away." -Zino Davidoff
Administrator"I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club" -Al Goldstein
Administrator"When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for '98 is I'm going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do." -David Letterman
Administrator"There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live." -Don Juan
Administrator"Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss." -Sigmund Freud
Administrator"I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be." -Richard Carleton
Administrator"But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself." -Russell Hoban
Administrator"I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion." -Somerset Maugham
Administrator"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings." -Brad Shaw
Administrator"A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman." -Bulwer-Lytton, E. G.
Administrator"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said 'CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.'" -Dave Barry
Administrator"A cigar has...a fire at one end and a fool at the other." -Horace Greely
Administrator"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." -Mark Twain
Administrator"Only fine cigars are worth smoking, and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing." -Joan Collins
Administrator". . . for the man, or woman, who works in tobacco, a cigar is a gift in the form of a skillfully created roll of the plant he has struggled to cultivate and produce." -Roger Ralphs
Administrator"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." -George Burns
Administrator"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores." -Klinger, M*A*S*H
Administrator"The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them." -Robert Frost
Administrator"What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard?" -Eugene Field
holysmokeI wish to say that I'm not ashamed of anything whatever that I do, and I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke (cigars) to the glory of God."-Charles Spurgeon
NewGuyThe light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. -Keith Preston
NewGuyOur country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. -Will Rogers
NewGuyTobacco is a dirty weed: I like it. It satisfiies no moral need: I like it. It makes you thin, it makes you lean, it takes the hair right off your bean; it's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen: I like it. -Graham Hemminger
NewGuyA good CIGAR tells the truth about it's FARM. A bad CIGAR tells the truth about its MAKER. -adapted from G.K. Chesterson (sub: NOVEL, CHARACTER, NOVEL, WRITER)
NewGuyBy the cigars they smoke and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. -John Galsworthy
ccforme"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far..." -Pink Floyd
burn1"The greatest cigar to smoke is the one you are currently smoking" Zino Davidoff
burn1"Burn them...one by one... slowly" James Humes
burn1" You better take advantage of the cigars.You don't get much else in that job" Tip O'Neill to VP Walter Mondale
SenorPablo"The cigar smoker, like the perfect lover or bagpipe player, is a calm man, slow and sure of his wind" -Marc Alyn
stogie_foggie"Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma.",Anonymous
ljlemerYou should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear. -- Aldous Huxley
texleweeThe only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. -- Texlewee
texleweeI've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. - Ron White
texleweeWhy pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one. - Raul Julia
texleweeMaybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. - Raul Julia
texleweeI even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. - Raul Julia
texleweeA cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. - Raul Julia
texleweeI just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. - Daisy Fuentes
texleweeThere are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it. - Joseph Conrad
texleweeMr. (George) Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear. - Bobby Darin
texlewee A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick. - Mary Wilson
texleweeI would smoke a cigar once in a while, but mostly cigarettes. I was lucky. I just stopped smoking cigarettes and went back to cigars. - Raul Julia
texlewee I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally. -Thomas Mann
texleweeWhen I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed,and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name - Charles H. Spurgeon
texleweeThe end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it's a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen. - ZenWarrior
texlewee.... Yet thy true lovers more admire, by far, Thy naked beauties--give me a cigar! - ...from The Island, Canto II, by Lord Byron
texleweeA cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit.- Zino Davidoff
texleweeWomen are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival. - William Makepeace Thackeray, English Author
texleweeThe most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar. - Evelen Waugh
texleweeCigarettes are for chain-smoking, cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, cigars are for eternity. - G. Cabera Infante, Cuban novelist
texleweeIf you must smoke, take your butt outside. - Author Unknown
texleweeYes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel, And lap me in delight. ~Charles Sprague, "To My Cigar"
texleweeA Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz. ~ Bill Cosby
texleweeThey had no good cigars there, my Lord; I left the place in disgust." ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson, English poet, returning from Venice
texleweeOn a cold winter morning a cigar fortifies the soul." ~ Stendhal, pseudonym of Marie-Henri Beyle, French writer
texleweeBitter Cigars and Bitter Women: Both should be discarded and replaced posthaste. ~ Texlewee~
Aequitas86“Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavour, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!” -Winston Churchill
texleweeI know a man who gave up smoking (cigars), drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson
texleweeCigars are like a welcome friend......A friend that we gladly set on fire, suck on their ass end, and lament when we have fully incinerated them, generally crushing or stomping their final remains into a barely recognizable pulp..... Then we repeat...... ~texlewee~


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