New "Electronic" Bomb Delivery System

Started by Brlesq, 08/26/2011 02:33 PM

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Brlesq

08/26/2011 02:33 PM
After all of my time here on CG, I've become a bit more savvy and know better than to just open an unmarked package I receive in the mail.  Bomb-sniffing dogs are brought in; the detonation guys are put up front, and I'm usually able to detect it's a bomb before anybody gets seriously injured.

Apparently Rob (Robert LG) has devised a new bomb delivery system: EMAIL !!  Who's gonna expect that?!? :-0  So I unsuspectingly open my Yahoo! email just now, and BOOM!  Rob delivers a bomb electronically:  A $20 gift certificate to CI!  And then, to make matters worse, I'm told that I have to go and pick out my own sticks of dynamite (just like when Grandpa told me to go into the woods and pick out the switch that he was gonna beat my ass with!)
   
Thanks, Rob!  This was a really unexpected and a unique way to deliver a bomb.  I really appreciate it!     :dancing:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

lubrix

#1
08/26/2011 02:36 PM
Genious!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

kcramer

#2
08/26/2011 02:45 PM
Quotelubrix - 8/26/2011  3:36 PM

Genious!.

I whole heartily agree!  That is awesome. :lmao:

Jackal

#3
08/26/2011 02:46 PM
:bigthumbs:

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

Bob Cordell

#4
08/26/2011 02:48 PM
Let me know when he figures out how to send a 12 pack through email...






 :dancing:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Beegerply

#5
08/26/2011 02:49 PM
Great idea  :-0
Byron

Guru of small balls and big sticks
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Robert LG

#6
08/26/2011 03:00 PM
Bruce, you are quite welcome.  As I stated in my message message, I owed you one!  And thanks for the kind words and advice in the PM you sent.

Bob, when i figure that out who else could possibly be first on my list other than you??  Unless of course I figure out how to send bourbon rather than beer.  Then Bruce would get the nod. :biggrin:
Rob

Bob Cordell

#7
08/26/2011 03:11 PM
:bigthumbs:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Romeo

#8
08/26/2011 03:59 PM
AWESOME IDEA!!!
I think there's to much smoke In this cigar shop I once heard someone say before I threw them out !

NES Tek

#9
08/26/2011 04:00 PM
Very nice!
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

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gitfiddl

#10
08/26/2011 04:06 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 8/26/2011  3:48 PM

Let me know when he figures out how to send a 12 pack through email...






 :dancing:

That's easy.  But it's a lot cheaper if you empty the cans first!
 :biggrin:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

hardeveningsuburb

#11
08/26/2011 04:25 PM
Super cool!  :bigthumbs:
"After people get to know me, they all say I drink a lot of beer. I don't deny it either. Why should I? I'm not ashamed of beer." - Richard Brautigan

metalhead y cigarguy

#12
08/26/2011 06:01 PM
Instead of being leery of virus' through my email account, now I have to be on the lookout for e-bombs.  :-0
I'm a Guru playing a Guru disguised as another Guru. 

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kola

#13
08/26/2011 06:11 PM
Nice!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Shukpaw

#14
08/26/2011 09:31 PM
Cool way to go.  You're never getting out of CI for only $20.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

Brlesq

#15
08/26/2011 09:42 PM
QuoteRobert LG - 8/26/2011  4:00 PM

Bruce, you are quite welcome.  As I stated in my message message, I owed you one!  And thanks for the kind words and advice in the PM you sent.

Bob, when i figure that out who else could possibly be first on my list other than you??  Unless of course I figure out how to send bourbon rather than beer.  Then Bruce would get the nod. :biggrin:

MMmmm . . . a bourbon bomb.  Its the thought that counts!  :drinking:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

nwb

#16
08/26/2011 10:26 PM
Very cool, and great idea!
Chief of Shaft

Herfin' Chef

#17
08/26/2011 11:12 PM
That's what I call a smart bomb!
-w-  
(unofficial Man of War)

Stimulating the American economy...One cigar at a time

87North

#18
08/29/2011 07:45 AM
Rob, you magnificent bastard.  Nicely done...   :biggrin:  :lmao:
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

sullivan8078

#19
08/29/2011 07:51 AM
Very nice!  :thumbsup:
-David
"Ceiling fan stirs the air, cigar smoke did swirl."- J.B.

mountedshriner

#20
08/29/2011 08:29 AM Last Edit: 09/17/2011 11:44 PM by mountedshriner
TOTALLY Tactical!! Way to go Rob!
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin

herfdude

#21
08/29/2011 10:22 AM
:bigthumbs:
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time."  Mark Twain

wlfwalleye

#22
08/29/2011 11:12 AM
Way to go Rob!

Brlesq

#23
09/05/2011 06:41 PM
UPDATE:  CI has been out of stock on Padrons for a whil, but then I noticed on Friday that they recieved a small shipment and had many kinds of 5 packs available.  By today they were out of most of those as well, but my favorite (#6000 Maduro) was still in stock, so I used Rob's bomb certificate, coupled with free shipping, to get a 5'er for only $7!   :dancing:

Thanks again, Rob!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

nwb

#24
09/05/2011 06:46 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 9/5/2011  7:41 PM

UPDATE:  CI has been out of stock on Padrons for a whil, but then I noticed on Friday that they recieved a small shipment and had many kinds of 5 packs available.  By today they were out of most of those as well, but my favorite (#6000 Maduro) was still in stock, so I used Rob's bomb certificate, coupled with free shipping, to get a 5'er for only $7!   :dancing:

Thanks again, Rob!

Sweet!
Chief of Shaft
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