...that was a real buzz kill! Me and my pal Tony were at Applebees chugging down a few, celebrating a year at our restaurant and this old fella started chocking to death! I said "hey T, that old fella looks like he's dying over there"
He chocked to death on a rib or something...
Tony did the squeeze and chuck move on him and I went outside and waved all the old farts pulling in outta the way of the ambulances...
That kinda sucked, our nerves are shot...
Daves' a smartass
Anyway, we heard the old man made it, he was blue as a damn smurf though, we kinda split! Tony's convinced its beacause he broke all 27 of his ribs, or how many ever you got...
Anyway, somebody came in the restaurant and was talking about it...