Okay, the correct answers were:
A) The mainstay of my wardrobe: Hawaiian shirts (I accepted floral or flowered, but holster was a good guess
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B) My supposed favorite form of "adult entertainment": Midget strippers, although I'm still not sure how that rumor got started, but it's been going now for four years...
C) The name of our blind Lab-mix puppy: d'Artagnan
And the winners are: Ted (Ted), Brad (cavenbk), Jeff (jdwaynes1980), and Allan (alpal), and since I'm such a gregarious guy, I'm even gonna let Jeremy (Mautrak) slide in although he's just over the point cusp. And I know I said just three winners, but I had two pairs of answers come in damn near simultaneously and I'd hate for someone to miss out just because their mommy still makes them use a dial-up modem. Plus the real reason was to make some new friends and get rid of some cigars I probably wouldn't get around to smoking anytime soon.
And Sébastien and others outside the US, I apologize, but I didn't want to deal with international shipping.
I'll try to get the prizes put together and out by the end of the week. Thanks for playing!