Quite a surprise awaited me when I got home today . . . a great smack-down bomb from Brian! Maybe I shouldn't have made fun of his hair? But he got even by hitting me good with some really nice cigars! I really appreciate these, and will be setting fire to that Short Story (and maybe more) this weekend. Thanks!
Purple dye must cause strange hallucinations to make you think that you can attack me like this without retribution.