Name that Guru - Contest ends Sunday, 8 June

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Hot Stuff x

05/29/2014 08:23 PM Last Edit: 06/02/2014 06:12 PM by Hot Stuff x

Soon I will be promoted from Elite expert to Cigar Geeks Guru. 

Traditionally, Gurus here at CG get a tagline, "Guru of.... "

Here are some examples:

Ken Kelley: Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.

NWB:  Chief of Shaft

Brlesq: Guru of Decorum and Sarcasm

Lowpro75:  Guru of Sensitivity  

Lubrix:  Guru of ruining the moment

Junglepete:  Guru of Frugality

 

So come up with a Guru signature line for me.  

 

Here's the contest. 

  • Members have until 5 days after I make Guru status to offer suggestions.
  • I'll pick the top 3 that I like best, and make a poll in a separate thread so you guys can vote on them
  • Whichever suggestion has the most votes will go in my sig line.
  • Winner gets a sampler of my choice, at least 5 cigars.

  once I make it to Guru I'll post the end date of the contest in this thread.

 

Have fun!

 

LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

akira

#1
05/29/2014 08:26 PM
Guru of bi bim bap.  :biggrin:
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

BewareDaPenguin

#2
05/29/2014 08:41 PM
Guru of Enabling :biggrin:
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." - Jack Dempsey

"Things do not happen. Things are made to happen." - JFK

cavenbk

#3
05/29/2014 09:01 PM
Guru of all things Korean
You can judge the character of a man by the things he laughs at.

"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."     - Charles Chaplin

bmac7754

#4
05/30/2014 02:59 AM
Guru of the Morning Calm
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain



Brlesq

#5
05/30/2014 04:55 AM
Thanks for the contest, Les.

Far East Guru
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Brlesq

#6
05/30/2014 04:59 AM
Guru of Soul & Seoul
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

nwb

#7
05/30/2014 07:38 AM
Oversees Guru (no, I didn't misspell that, it is a play on words)
Guru of Lurking
Guru of Flurry Posting to become a Guru
Chief of Shaft

Brlesq

#8
05/30/2014 08:08 AM
Quotenwb - 5/30/2014  10:38 AM
Guru of Flurry Posting to become a Guru

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: Last night was more than we've seen of Les in a whole month!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Ken Kelley

#9
05/30/2014 08:15 AM
Now come on! Don't tell me you guys didn't  do the same thing!  :biggrin:
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


ntanner

#10
05/30/2014 08:46 AM Last Edit: 05/30/2014 08:47 AM by ntanner
Guru of Les is more.

Like the play on youre name there ohhh great and powerful soon to be Guru of something. :bow:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.

nirab

#11
05/30/2014 08:55 AM
Guru of Padding Stats and Self Promotion  :biggrin:  :shy:  :angel:
The Punk Rock Guru of Meditation and Lending a Hand

DON'T believe EVERYTING you THINK...
it's COOL to Be a GEEK!

''Any time you have an opportunity to make a difference in this world and you don't, then you are wasting your time on Earth.''-Roberto Clemente

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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in Beeuudaful Buda, Texas!

 

                                                               


nwb

#12
05/30/2014 09:11 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 5/30/2014  11:08 AM
Quotenwb - 5/30/2014  10:38 AM
Guru of Flurry Posting to become a Guru

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: Last night was more than we've seen of Les in a whole month!

I know!  I'm convinced adult beverages were involved.
Chief of Shaft

Otter

#13
05/30/2014 10:01 AM
Guru of Jinro or just the Soju Guru
R, Otter
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tvolball

#14
05/30/2014 11:40 AM
Guru Of Foreign Affairs
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

tvolball

#15
05/30/2014 11:43 AM
The Guru Of Hanja

or just

The Guru Of Han
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

MT21

#16
05/30/2014 12:58 PM
The cycle cruising Guru.
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Gurkha free zone.



junglepete

#17
05/30/2014 02:44 PM
Guru of Wedded Bliss

Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

Vroomp

#18
05/30/2014 03:17 PM
Guru of Oriental Wisdom
Guru of Not Following the Rules


Cigar smoking knows no politics. It's about the pursuit of pleasure, taste, and aroma. -Anon

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid....


DonM

#19
05/30/2014 03:45 PM
QuoteVroomp - 5/30/2014  6:17 PM

Guru of Oriental Wisdom
:bigthumbs:

"The Curmudgeon"












The Burn Ward

#20
05/30/2014 04:58 PM
Gu Manru

Mojo66

#21
05/30/2014 05:08 PM
Thanks for the contest oh wise one.

I'd go for:

 :bow:  Guru of the YMC Road Dragons   :bow:
"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."

Longhorn

#22
05/30/2014 05:46 PM
Quotentanner - 5/30/2014  11:46 AM

Guru of Les is more.

Like the play on youre name there ohhh great and powerful soon to be Guru of something. :bow:

Me thinks that was suggested already... http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?topic=28773.0  :?:

Longhorn

#23
05/30/2014 05:56 PM
How about... Guru of Jaded Moments and Devilish Weeaboos.

05Venturer

#24
05/30/2014 06:22 PM
Guru of Les is More
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"
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