The Curmudgeon Pass

Started by DonM, 08/01/2014 12:10 PM

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DonM

This is a thread generated automatically by the Cigar Pass system to discuss the Cigar Pass named 'The Curmudgeon Pass'.

In order to qualify you must be a Curmudgeon, want to be a Curmudgeon, want to hang out with some Curmudgeons, be a FOG, have ever told your Neighbor "Get Off My Lawn" or gave your neighbor the one finger salute.  New Curmudgeons with less than 250 posts should should have a FOG or a respected Curmudgeon within CG to vouch for their virgin Curmudgeon a$$.

This is just a have fun with it pass, No dog rockets and CG pass etiquette in effect, or you will get Curmudgeon Feedback!


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Brlesq

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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


tvolball

Bruce your the first one to sign up right :lmao:  :lmao:
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Jackal

#3
Does using the phrase "Those Damn Kids" qualify one for curmudgeon status?

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nirab

#4
Does having an immense dislike of racism, poverty and war count??  :biggrin:  :angel:
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DonM

#5
Well if it chaps your ass and you bytch about it, damn right you qualify!  What are you waiting for?  Man up and hit that request button or get your man card revoked. I ain't sending no requests, if you don't join, well you are probably a pu$$y anyway and I wouldn't want you in my pass.  See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

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Vroomp

#6

 

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM  Well if it chaps your ass and you bytch about it, damn right you qualify!  What are you waiting for?  Man up and hit that request button or get your man card revoked. I ain't sending no requests, if you don't join, well you are probably a pu$$y anyway and I wouldn't want you in my pass.  See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

:lmao:  :lmao:  

 If I wasn't so dang busy in August I would join this one for sure!

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Longhorn

What a sorry, lame way to start a pass.  I bet the FOG's in this one will lick every stick before transitioning.

You should add a rule that any posts to this forum have to come with an attitude.

Request sent.  :Biggrin:

DonM

Excuses excuses!  Take those panties off and put those big boy pants on. Shyt, just let them boys breath for all I care, hit request :biggrin:

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DonM

QuoteLonghorn - 8/1/2014  4:41 PM

What a sorry, lame way to start a pass.  I bet the FOG's in this one will lick every stick before transitioning.

You should add a rule that any posts to this forum have to come with an attitude.

Request sent.  :Biggrin:

See!  He has a pair, you are in!

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DonM

QuoteLonghorn - 8/1/2014  4:41 PM

What a sorry, lame way to start a pass.  I bet the FOG's in this one will lick every stick before transitioning.

You should add a rule that any posts to this forum have to come with an attitude.

Request sent.  :Biggrin:

 :-0 sorry? Lame?  If they do I won't ever know. Whatever you pick on your turn you won't either.  :biggrin:

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Brlesq

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM
See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

No, I didn't request to join your pass because it doesn't even have any cigars seeded in it yet?  You're retired and live in Florida, so for all I know I would be getting a box full of Thompson's private labels to trade.  WHY CAN'T ANYBODY THINK ENOUGH TO SEED A DAMNED PASS ANYMORE!   Its no wonder I don't join passes!  Some people!  Geez!   :mad:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


Brlesq

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


DonM

QuoteBrlesq - 8/1/2014  4:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM
See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

No, I didn't request to join your pass because it doesn't even have any cigars seeded in it yet?  You're retired and live in Florida, so for all I know I would be getting a box full of Thompson's private labels to trade.  WHY CAN'T ANYBODY THINK ENOUGH TO SEED A DAMNED PASS ANYMORE!   Its no wonder I don't join passes!  Some people!  Geez!   :mad:

So now I have to dangle a carrot in front of you. What are you a horse?  I already said no dog rockets. You prolly put Thompson's in there just to piss me off :angry:

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Vroomp

QuoteBrlesq - 8/1/2014  4:52 PM  
QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.
No, I didn't request to join your pass because it doesn't even have any cigars seeded in it yet?  You're retired and live in Florida, so for all I know I would be getting a box full of Thompson's private labels to trade.  WHY CAN'T ANYBODY THINK ENOUGH TO SEED A DAMNED PASS ANYMORE!   Its no wonder I don't join passes!  Some people!  Geez!   :mad:  

 Automatically qualified for the above post!      :biggrin:

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It is the same when you are stupid....



The Burn Ward

I can be salty but you FOGs take curmudgeonliness to a whole other level Pissed off smiley finger go take a nap :snoring:    :lmao:

Brlesq

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:58 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 8/1/2014  4:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM
See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

No, I didn't request to join your pass because it doesn't even have any cigars seeded in it yet?  You're retired and live in Florida, so for all I know I would be getting a box full of Thompson's private labels to trade.  WHY CAN'T ANYBODY THINK ENOUGH TO SEED A DAMNED PASS ANYMORE!   Its no wonder I don't join passes!  Some people!  Geez!   :mad:

So now I have to dangle a carrot in front of you. What are you a horse?  I already said no dog rockets. You prolly put Thompson's in there just to piss me off :angry:

Don, it's 5pm.  Why are you still here bytching?  Aren't you missing that Early Bird special?
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


The Burn Ward

QuoteBrlesq - 8/1/2014  5:04 PM

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:58 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 8/1/2014  4:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 8/1/2014  4:16 PM
See Bruce?  He did all that LMAO stuff and didn't request to join, course what do you expect from someone from the Nanny state anyway.

No, I didn't request to join your pass because it doesn't even have any cigars seeded in it yet?  You're retired and live in Florida, so for all I know I would be getting a box full of Thompson's private labels to trade.  WHY CAN'T ANYBODY THINK ENOUGH TO SEED A DAMNED PASS ANYMORE!   Its no wonder I don't join passes!  Some people!  Geez!   :mad:

So now I have to dangle a carrot in front of you. What are you a horse?  I already said no dog rockets. You prolly put Thompson's in there just to piss me off :angry:



Don, it's 5pm.  Why are you still here bytching?  Aren't you missing that Early Bird special?




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DonM

:lmao: I am working it Jared!  And no Bruce, I am having an afternoon cocktail and smoking a cigar while you are whining because you are slaving to pay for your overly expensive NY state tax on your existence in the Nanny state  :shades:  :bright:

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StogieDad

I aspire to be a crotchety old a$$ soon, does that count?  :biggrin:
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DonM

#21
QuoteStogieDad - 8/1/2014  5:36 PM

I aspire to be a crotchety old a$$ soon, does that count?  :biggrin:

Well yes if you manage to hit the request button. What, do you want a formal invitation?  After all, it is the Curmudgeon pass :biggrin:

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05Venturer

I have been waiting for someone to finally start up this pass!!! What took so damn long?? It's about damn time you get off your arse Don and get this party started. In case you are wondering YES i will request in, even without the seed sticks being shown yet. I hope they are at least in before the pass starts for gods sake.. WTF  :crazy:  :crazy:  :crazy:

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DonM

Hey, does someone show their hand when they are playing poker?  Hit request and play!

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DonM

Quote05Venturer - 8/1/2014  5:49 PM

I have been waiting for someone to finally start up this pass!!! What took so damn long?? It's about damn time you get off your arse Don and get this party started. In case you are wondering YES i will request in, even without the seed sticks being shown yet. I hope they are at least in before the pass starts for gods sake.. WTF  :crazy:  :crazy:  :crazy:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :biggrin:  :biggrin:

You are in! What the rest of you folded because I didn't show my hand? :cry:

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