Ok, I figured out what's going on. Brian is just crazy.
He gave away all his cigars! Didn't think I was going to be the next one on this list, but the serial bomber got me too! Thanks a ton, Brian! I hope to actually catch you on a herf for more than 10 seconds while I smoke one of these bad boys so I can thank you properly!
(Also, what's the story behind that Reinado? Based on what I could find in the database, with a pigtail and closed foot, it is a "Cigar Geeks Limited Edition". What't that about?)