Slick Willy's Wisdom

Started by dwig, 08/03/2010 06:52 PM

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dwig

08/03/2010 06:52 PM
With Chelsea's wedding coming up...

Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom.

So she asked Chelsea... "Have you had sex with Marc?"

Chelsea said.... "Not according to Dad."
 :-0  :dancing:  :lmao:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

kola

#1
08/03/2010 07:00 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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DocJazzRH

#2
08/03/2010 07:21 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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nwb

#3
08/03/2010 07:45 PM
:biggrin:
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bklein128

#4
08/03/2010 08:13 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:

Rebecca Silverwolf

#5
08/03/2010 09:41 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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PA.pierced2010

#6
08/03/2010 10:07 PM
Good one Dwig!
Really made me chuckle.  :lmao:
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DennisA

#7
08/03/2010 10:33 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.

akira

#8
08/03/2010 11:00 PM
:biggrin:
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

gitfiddl

#9
08/03/2010 11:13 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but Chelsea turned out kind of cute.  17 or 12 Keystones maybe?   What say you?
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87North

#10
08/03/2010 11:46 PM
That gets me thinking, anybody ever drank any Keystone "premium"?  I used to drink it on occasion in college, tasted pretty good, but I don't think I've ever had a worse hangover on any other beer... :banghead:  :puncher:
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consti

#11
08/04/2010 02:09 AM
:lmao:
-Justin

nwb

#12
08/04/2010 06:31 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/4/2010  12:13 AM

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but Chelsea turned out kind of cute.  17 or 12 Keystones maybe?   What say you?

Not even on a good day... :nono:
Chief of Shaft

Ken Kelley

#13
08/04/2010 06:47 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/4/2010  12:13 AM

:lmao:  :lmao:

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but Chelsea turned out kind of cute.  17 or 12 Keystones maybe?   What say you?

When's that last time you visited an optometrist, Dave?  Chelsea is not what I would call conventionally attractive unless compared to the host of liberal women, i.e., Pelosi, her mother, Helen Thomas, Feinstein, Streisand, et. al.  Then, she shines!
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DonM

#14
08/04/2010 07:00 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:

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Bob Cordell

#15
08/04/2010 07:10 AM
I'd do her in a heartbeat!


 :biggrin:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

DennisA

#16
08/04/2010 07:23 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/4/2010  12:13 AM

:lmao:  :lmao:

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but Chelsea turned out kind of cute.  17 or 12 Keystones maybe?   What say you?

NOPE!!!

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.

Ken Kelley

#17
08/04/2010 07:35 AM
The boy she married shoulda took a good squint at the momma.  Chelsea will look just like her as time goes on.

Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Bob Cordell

#18
08/04/2010 07:52 AM
I dont know, maybe 7 bottles of wine at a super fancy restaurant, maybe like Applebees, a little Marvin Gaye, a loritab or two and my smoking jacket and its on...



Woooooooo-hoooooooooooo!



Coochie time!!!!!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Samhain2000

#19
08/04/2010 08:01 AM
Nice. Does the groom to be have a cigar?
BTW, what cigar did Bill use on Monica?
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Ken Kelley

#20
08/04/2010 08:16 AM
QuoteSamhain2000 - 8/4/2010  9:01 AM

Nice. Does the groom to be have a cigar?
BTW, what cigar did Bill use on Monica?

Rumor has it that it was the Gurkha Grand Reserve...
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


JDavidH

#21
08/04/2010 04:51 PM
It takes a real big man to sit behind a computer and attack a girl/woman whose only offense was to be born.

Chelsea is not an elected official, is not a celebrity, only a young woman who just got married.  Nothing more.  She can't pick her parents, not any more than any of you brave creeps could.

You guys are a bunch of low life punks, and the only jackasses are the ones making fun of this woman.

Imagine if someone got photos of your daughters and plastered them all over the net for no other reason than to be hateful.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, but you aren't.

I used to think this place had class, but you people have no class at all, and I won't bother to log onto this site again.

I am picky about the company I keep.

Bob Cordell

#22
08/04/2010 04:57 PM
What are you trying to say?






 :confused:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

ratboy

#23
08/04/2010 05:08 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/3/2010  10:13 PM

:lmao:  :lmao:

I'm probably in the minority on this one, but Chelsea turned out kind of cute.  17 or 12 Keystones maybe?   What say you?

Seriously??? I wouldn't f*ck her with Bea Arthurs dick.

Jackal

#24
08/04/2010 05:12 PM
QuoteJDavidH - 8/4/2010  2:51 PM

Chelsea is not an elected official, is not a celebrity, only a young woman who just got married.  Nothing more.

Gonna have to disagree with that statement.  She is a celebrity.  The very definition of celebrity is someone who is well known and or easily recognized.  

I couldn't go onto yahoo news for the past two weeks without seeing her less than beautiful mug plastered everywhere and the details of her wedding being enumerated in excuciating detail.

She put herself for the public to view throughout her mother's presidential campaign, speaking at colleges and doing some less than above board campaigning with direct private meetings with certain superdelegates.

Celebrities are lampooned.  That comes with the territory.  Sorry Chelsea.  By the way, how is that hedge fund that you are managing at Avenue Capital doing?

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