I hate Bob's new venture!

Started by gitfiddl, 10/16/2010 10:13 AM

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gitfiddl

10/16/2010 10:13 AM
I'm sure the food is great, but I'd trade a couple big ol' pork sammiches for his once regular Friday night drunken ramblings! :mad:
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NES Tek

#1
10/16/2010 10:20 AM
Yeah, he's a quite guy now.
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Voexum

#2
10/16/2010 10:42 AM
:-( We want our Bob back!
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dwig

#3
10/16/2010 11:01 AM
QuoteVoexum - 10/16/2010  10:42 AM

:-( We want our Bob back!

Maybe we should just be patient.  The patrons at the restaurant may send him back to us shortly.

Unless they turn the restaurant into a comedy/stand up rant club :dancing:  :biggrin:

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

Ken Kelley

#4
10/16/2010 11:10 AM
You know what they say about all work and no play!  About the first time some customer gives Bob a ration and he gives them the patented Bob Response he'll get fired and be forced to come back to the forum for entertainment.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Brlesq

#5
10/16/2010 11:21 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 10/16/2010  12:10 PM

You know what they say about all work and no play!  About the first time some customer gives Bob a ration and he gives them the patented Bob Response he'll get fired and be forced to come back to the forum for entertainment.

Doubt that his buddy will fire the "free" help.
Bruce
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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Ken Kelley

#6
10/16/2010 11:35 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 10/16/2010  12:21 PM

QuoteAlphairon - 10/16/2010  12:10 PM

You know what they say about all work and no play!  About the first time some customer gives Bob a ration and he gives them the patented Bob Response he'll get fired and be forced to come back to the forum for entertainment.

Doubt that his buddy will fire the "free" help.

That what I thought when I helped out in my parents' pancake house one day several years ago.  I started off as a water hauler and got fired from that job because I accidentally dumped a glass of ice water down a 4 year old's back.  I got demoted to toast butterer and then to table clearer in short order.  Guess I wasn't cut out for customer service!  :biggrin:
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lowpro75

#7
10/16/2010 12:45 PM Last Edit: 10/16/2010 12:45 PM by lowpro75
I 100% agree with everything before the apostrophe . :biggrin:
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nwb

#8
10/16/2010 02:05 PM
Yeah, it's been kind of quiet without Bob... :-(
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kola

#9
10/16/2010 02:39 PM
I think Bob is a stand up guy for what he's doing. Yeah, he's missed here, but I bet right now he'd be missed a lot more at the restaurant.  Maybe once they get past the startup phase they'll be able to hire in help and give the poor old fart a break.

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nwb

#10
10/16/2010 02:50 PM
Quotekola - 10/16/2010  3:39 PM

I think Bob is a stand up guy for what he's doing. Yeah, he's missed here, but I bet right now he'd be missed a lot more at the restaurant.  Maybe once they get past the startup phase they'll be able to hire in help and give the poor old fart a break.

 :word:
Chief of Shaft

Bob Cordell

#11
10/16/2010 10:07 PM
Well, glad to know you bums appreciate me!!!!!!!


I had to call mom to bring me some of those Charles Shwab foot inserts tonight for my feet or daddy wouldnt have made it through the damn day!

  :-(

I'm killed, but I've put back about $250 for Christmas in the last two weeks so far and theres no end in sight, we got a tiger by the tail here guys. This thing has taken off like a rocket. My damn feet ache like somebody has pounded on them with hammers!

 :mad:


I've missed you fellas but I gotta cowboy up here, I'm not used to this, selling insurance isnt quite this hard. I'm old and giveout but I think I'm losing weight, smoking and drinking less!

The main kitchen gal looked at me about one o'clock today and said " do you have a xanax, Tony's driving me crazy"


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Havent seen my kid in two weeks now, shes working and going to college, thats a bummer!


Friday I was an insurance agent, pall bearer and a waiter, thats a pretty diverse day, huh?


Did I mention my feet hurt like hell? I'm about ready to fall over like a D-Conned rat! I pulled about 10 hours today...


Anyway, just a few delerious random thoughts!!!!!!!!


 :mad:


 :biggrin:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

PA.pierced2010

#12
10/16/2010 10:15 PM
Bob,
Glad things are going well at the resturant!  :-)
"The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them"
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87North

#13
10/16/2010 10:23 PM
Glad to see you're gettin' by Bob.  Hang in there.   :biggrin:
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Bob Cordell

#14
10/16/2010 10:32 PM
Oh, and guess what? Sugarbritches is coming by for a visit tomorrow night!


 :biggrin:


We kinda miss some things about our relationship!


 :biggrin:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Shukpaw

#15
10/16/2010 11:58 PM
My guess is October 17th.   :-)

Glad the restaurant  is going well.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

Hot Stuff x

#16
10/17/2010 04:40 AM
Charles Schwab makes foot products now?  Tough financial times indeed...
LES
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Ken Kelley

#17
10/17/2010 05:01 AM
QuoteShukpaw - 10/17/2010  12:58 AM

My guess is October 17th.   :-)

Glad the restaurant  is going well.

Better take a night off before you try the coochie machine, Bob.  Old guys need a little extra strength to handle that stuff.

Hang in there because stress makes you stronger.

October 24 is my choice.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Brlesq

#18
10/17/2010 07:47 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 10/17/2010  6:01 AM

QuoteShukpaw - 10/17/2010  12:58 AM

My guess is October 17th.   :-)

Better take a night off before you try the coochie machine, Bob.  Old guys need a little
October 24 is my choice.

 :lmao: I'll take October 23.

Did I win? :confused:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

gitfiddl

#19
10/17/2010 08:40 AM
QuoteHot Stuff x - 10/17/2010  5:40 AM

Charles Schwab makes foot products now?  Tough financial times indeed...

That's what I was thinking.  I did get my Dr. Scholl's statement the other day though...
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gitfiddl

#20
10/17/2010 08:59 AM
Bob, a few words of advice from a guy that used to spend 10 hours a day on his feet:  Nothing beats good shoes!  Go get you at least a couple of pairs of decent shoes (Rockports come to mind) and don't wear the same pair two days in a row.  And don't take this the wrong way, but a couple of pairs of "support" socks might not be a bad idea either.
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dwig

#21
10/17/2010 09:05 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 10/17/2010  8:59 AM

Bob, a few words of advice from a guy that used to spend 10 hours a day on his feet:  Nothing beats good shoes!  Go get you at least a couple of pairs of decent shoes (Rockports come to mind) and don't wear the same pair two days in a row.  And don't take this the wrong way, but a couple of pairs of "support" socks might not be a bad idea either.

Very true, especially about not wearing the same pair 2 days in a row.

Now the visual image I got of Bob in his smoking jacket and just some "support" socks is ............. well, disturbing :lmao:  :lmao:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

DonM

#22
10/17/2010 10:09 AM
I think they are paying Bob with a can of Keystone Light per hour, thats what keeps him going  :biggrin:

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lowpro75

#23
10/17/2010 10:09 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 10/16/2010  11:32 PM

Oh, and guess what? Sugarbritches is coming by for a visit tomorrow night!


 :biggrin:


We kinda miss some things about our relationship!


 :biggrin:

 :banghead: Ug!  October 17th.
Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

Bob Cordell

#24
10/17/2010 11:03 AM
I meant Dr Scholl's, not Charles Shwab!


Anyway, I have some Merrell's that I was wearing and some New Balance but I need something better...



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