Cordell Sighting!

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Brlesq

05/11/2011 12:00 PM
I just logged on at lunch, and saw a single post from Bob.  It appears he's still logged on.

Here, Bobby, Bobby!  Come on out and play with us! Don't be shy (unless you're just really embarrassed because you hit some fugly girl!)  :blech:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Romeo

#1
05/11/2011 12:09 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
I think there's to much smoke In this cigar shop I once heard someone say before I threw them out !

DonM

#2
05/11/2011 12:19 PM
(unless you're just really embarrassed because you hit some fugly girl!)

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

"The Curmudgeon"












nwb

#3
05/11/2011 12:59 PM
You scared him away!  Although he may just be in heat... :confused:
Chief of Shaft

gitfiddl

#4
05/11/2011 01:11 PM
I think he found a dominatrix for his new gal and she only unlocks the cuffs a couple of times a day...

Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

horrido

#5
05/11/2011 03:39 PM
Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

Jackal

#6
05/11/2011 04:07 PM
Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.

Or so I have heard.

Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

Ken Kelley

#7
05/11/2011 05:33 PM
QuoteJackal - 5/11/2011  5:07 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.

Or so I have heard.

Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.

And never EVER hit him with a tranquilizer dart in hopes of capturing him...you'll never get rid of him and it will cost you a fortune in tranquilizer dart refills!
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Cigary

#8
05/11/2011 05:38 PM Last Edit: 05/11/2011 05:38 PM by Cigary
QuoteJackal - 5/11/2011  2:07 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.


Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.

I hear that one can only take pictures of him in panorama shots!  His mystique is legendary.
Or so I have heard.

cocon

#9
05/11/2011 05:54 PM
Bob, it's ok mail order brides are "in" this year.  Some are even good looking!!

 :rolleyes:
WOOOOO - Ric Flair

Train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins - Hulk Hogan

kola

#10
05/11/2011 06:35 PM
QuoteJackal - 5/11/2011  5:07 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.

Or so I have heard.

Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
And it's all true too!!!!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery - Winston Churchill

horrido

#11
05/11/2011 07:31 PM
He sounds like a mythical unicorn seen in the land of narnia... :lmao:  :lmao:
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

rkarkada

#12
05/11/2011 08:34 PM
QuoteJackal - 5/11/2011  5:07 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.

Or so I have heard.

Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: Jason, that was hysterical!!!!!!!!

Brlesq

#13
05/11/2011 09:08 PM Last Edit: 05/11/2011 09:09 PM by Brlesq
Don't look Beelzebob directly in the eyes!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Jackal

#14
05/12/2011 12:21 AM
Quoterkarkada - 5/11/2011  6:34 PM

QuoteJackal - 5/11/2011  5:07 PM

Quotehorrido - 5/11/2011  1:39 PM

Who or What is a Bob?  :confused:

Bob is a force of nature.  It is almost impossible to define Bob.  Mothers tell tales of Bob to inspire their sons and frighten their daughters.  

From the legends that I have heard, Bob cannot be seen by looking directly at him.  The sight of Bob in his entirety is beyond what the human mind can truly comprehend.  Try to catch glimpses out of the corner of your eye, or focus on the smoking jacket and you may be able to get the merest idea of the true glory of Bob.

Or so I have heard.

Lay out a trail of Keystone Light and some ERDMs and maybe Bob will appear before you.


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: Jason, that was hysterical!!!!!!!!

We have a rkarkada sighting today too.  You have been keeping out of the limelight Rich.  Glad to see you back around.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

Rebecca Silverwolf

#15
05/12/2011 12:26 AM
Natural habitat of the mythical "Bob".

"Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain... bullets."

"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

mike46

#16
05/12/2011 03:05 AM
Never met the guy so I don't even know if he exists or not, but from what I hear, he is a guy that all the boys want to be like and that all the girls want to be with. :sad:  :sad:

Ken Kelley

#17
05/12/2011 07:47 AM
Quotemike46 - 5/12/2011  4:05 AM

Never met the guy so I don't even know if he exists or not, but from what I hear, he is a guy that all the boys want to be like and that all the girls want to be with. :sad:  :sad:

Pretty much right except the girls haven't found out that want to be with him yet.  :biggrin:
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


Brlesq

#18
05/12/2011 08:18 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 5/12/2011  8:47 AM
Quotemike46 - 5/12/2011  4:05 AM
Never met the guy so I don't even know if he exists or not, but from what I hear, he is a guy that all the boys want to be like and that all the girls want to be with. :sad:  :sad:

Pretty much right except the girls haven't found out that want to be with him yet.  :biggrin:

Yup.  He's saving that mystical power for about 20 more years so he can use at the old age home on the widows. :biggrin:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

87North

#19
05/12/2011 09:08 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 5/12/2011  8:18 AM

QuoteAlphairon - 5/12/2011  8:47 AM
Quotemike46 - 5/12/2011  4:05 AM
Never met the guy so I don't even know if he exists or not, but from what I hear, he is a guy that all the boys want to be like and that all the girls want to be with. :sad:  :sad:

Pretty much right except the girls haven't found out that want to be with him yet.  :biggrin:

Yup.  He's saving that mystical power for about 20 more years so he can use at the old age home on the widows. :biggrin:

Unless he's gotten desperate enough to play that card early.  I've heard tell that if you're unsure about something's attractiveness, The mythical Bob will hit it ... :confused:  :lmao:
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

Bob Cordell

#20
05/12/2011 09:52 AM
You guys are too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:

Finally called the new chick, the one I thought was a flake but turns out shes an ok girl. I guess it went ok, we talked for over 3 hours and I had to tell her 4 or 3 times I had to hang up cause' my phone was kaput!!

"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

#21
05/12/2011 10:37 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 5/12/2011  10:52 AM

You guys are too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:

Finally called the new chick, the one I thought was a flake but turns out shes an ok girl. I guess it went ok, we talked for over 3 hours and I had to tell her 4 or 3 times I had to hang up cause' my phone was kaput!!


What's the number? 976-HORNY-BOB?

If this is the gal you told me about a couple of weeks ago, I could put up with a bit of flakiness...
 :biggrin:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

nwb

#22
05/12/2011 10:49 AM
:lmao: @ all of it!
Chief of Shaft

Bob Cordell

#23
05/12/2011 11:44 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 5/12/2011  11:37 AM

QuoteBob Cordell - 5/12/2011  10:52 AM

You guys are too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:

Finally called the new chick, the one I thought was a flake but turns out shes an ok girl. I guess it went ok, we talked for over 3 hours and I had to tell her 4 or 3 times I had to hang up cause' my phone was kaput!!


What's the number? 976-HORNY-BOB?

If this is the gal you told me about a couple of weeks ago, I could put up with a bit of flakiness...
 :biggrin:


Yes, that girl!

 :dancing:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

#24
05/12/2011 11:53 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 5/12/2011  12:44 PM

Quotegitfiddl - 5/12/2011  11:37 AM

QuoteBob Cordell - 5/12/2011  10:52 AM

You guys are too damn funny!!!!!!!!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:

Finally called the new chick, the one I thought was a flake but turns out shes an ok girl. I guess it went ok, we talked for over 3 hours and I had to tell her 4 or 3 times I had to hang up cause' my phone was kaput!!


What's the number? 976-HORNY-BOB?

If this is the gal you told me about a couple of weeks ago, I could put up with a bit of flakiness...
 :biggrin:


Yes, that girl!

 :dancing:

Then definitely lower the flakiness bar at least one notch!  :shades:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".
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