I knew it was coming. I had been warned. I could have prepared. It wouldn't have been enough.
Got home today and found the package from Sam. Here's what I think I got, but feel free to chime in and correct me Sam:
Cohiba (Cuban) Behike BHK 52
Trinidad (Cuban) Fundadores
Partagas (Cuban) Lonsdales
Los Statos Deluxe Selectos
Cabanas Perfectos
That's five Cuban cigars, none of which I've tried. This was way too generous, Sam! Thank you so much!