Yesterday afternoon, a Student Aide came to my office to deliver the mail, including five packages. One-by-one, I opened the first four packages, which included a copy of Paul Johnson's book "Intellectuals" and Jeremy Lott's "William F. Buckley." I mention the books to tick-off the liberals in the group. Picking up the fifth package, I noticed a familiar return sticker, and a chill went down my spine. It was from the Mad Bomber, otherwise known as Jackal. Fearing the worst, I did the prudent thing. I summoned a custodian and told him to open the package, while I took cover in the restroom. Fortunately for the custodian (and me), the package contained the following:
Arturo Fuente Don Carlos No. 4
Don Pepin Garcia Tabacos Baez Monarcas
Foncesca Vintage Belicoso
Montecristo (ISOM) No. 2
Romeo y Julieta Habana Reserve Churchill
Jason, this is truly a Mega-bomb. Thanks a million!!!