Stay Tuned for further information... :shades:
Gulp!
Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!!
Zoinks :-0
INCOMING!!!
Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:
QuoteHound10 - 10/7/2009 9:12 AM
Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:
who needs their hands anyway... :biggrin:
someone call homeland security quick!
The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy: :shotgun:
The up coming bombing will make Al-Queda tremble.
Quotepodman28 - 10/7/2009 10:03 AM
The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy: :shotgun:
I wish I had said that :mad: Regardless, great sentiment Tim :shades:
I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:
QuoteSamhain2000 - 10/7/2009 12:16 PM
I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:
That is the proper method for how you test for duds.
All of this sounds wonderfully horrible.
:cigarman:
2698 8288 0000 0990 ****
9405 5036 9930 0006 ****
0308 1400 0000 7323 ****
0309 1140 0000 7148 ****
0550 3699 3000 0218 ****
0307 1790 0003 4843 ****
0308 2690 0001 3887 ****
0103 8555 7497 3535 ****
7009 0960 0000 0367 ****
0103 8555 7497 0287 ****
0590 3699 3000 0036 ****
0550 3699 3000 0629 ****
And oh... there may be
just a few more....
Oh, the carnage. :-0
Oh, the carnage. :-0
Oh, the carnage! Wait...someone already said that...twice! :-0
QuoteAnthony - 10/7/2009 6:43 AM
Mailed from foreign country
Strange odor
Badly written and misspelled label
Lopsided
Oily stians
Sounds like half of the packages that I get at work.
At the risk of repeating myself: Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!! :whistle:
It is so horrifying I had to say it twice.
Hopefully the target of this raid knows how to properly disarm an explosive device...
I just intercepted the following communique from SACC (Strategic Air Cigar Command): "Due to unforeseen logistical difficulties, one bomber failed to take off as planned. Said difficulties have been rectified. Bomber is now flight-ready and should be on the flight line ready for take-off at 0900 tomorrow. That is all."
:bigthumbs:
I think my phone is tapped...
WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!???!?!?!?!!!???
:nono:
All the King's horses, and all the King's men
Couldn't put ________ back together again!
HEHEHE :biggrin:
nwb
Over the course of the evening I have perfected Pres. Reagan's Star Wars defense system. Chicago is safe but other places.................. :cry:
The US army EOD Team is preparing for any attack as we speak, as evident by the picture. Their last training mission ended up like picture 2 :confused:
I am starting to get nervous about all of this bomb talk!! Should we all be expecting something similar to this?
(http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/nuclear-explosion.jpg) (http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/?action=view¤t=nuclear-explosion.jpg)
All this talk of bombs is going to result in Homeland Security checking out the web site...
True story: Back in 2004, I started an online comedy mag that had a decent amount of political humor in it. One day I was checking my traffic info and damned if I didn't get a hit from the DHS. The funny thing is, they spent maybe 5 seconds on the site--long enough to see the home page story was on "Dating Tips from Guantanamo Bay"--and left. :confused:
Quotecmmayo - 10/8/2009 11:08 AM
All this talk of bombs is going to result in Homeland Security checking out the web site...
True story: Back in 2004, I started an online comedy mag that had a decent amount of political humor in it. One day I was checking my traffic info and damned if I didn't get a hit from the DHS. The funny thing is, they spent maybe 5 seconds on the site--long enough to see the home page story was on "Dating Tips from Guantanamo Bay"--and left. :confused:
I'm actually typing this on a government computer! :-0 DHS just ran an unannounced "security test" on our building last month. I got a little worried because it was the day after Obama's address to Congress and my comments at the TV that night were probably heard by several of my neighbors...
Launch code sequence from NE FL base sent...
0309 1140 0001 2467 ****
7008 3230 0003 0936 ****
:whistle:
Where the heck are all these bombs headed? :confused:
QuoteDonM - 10/8/2009 7:12 PM
Where the heck are all these bombs headed? :confused:
SSSHHHHHH! I know, but I ain't telling! :angel: :dancing: :shades:
There is a payload of trouble on its way somewhere. :-0
By the way, we really do need a bomb emoticon.
I could easily be a "bomb snitch" but due to the high moral content of my character all I can say is" Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES! :angel: :whistle: :shades:
Quotemountedshriner - 10/8/2009 7:31 PM
I could easily be a "bomb snitch" but due to the high moral content of my character all I can say is" Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES! :angel: :whistle: :shades:
Don't you dare! :uzi: :puncher: :angry: :kickyou:
:nono:
If captured: Name, Rank, Serial Number.
That incoming picture is priceless!!!
If we told where the "BOMBS" are heading, it wouldn't be a surprise when they hit... uh, I mean, arrive!!! :shooter: And who doesn't love a surprise?
On it's way.... almost there.... take cover......
My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning... :meansmoke:
QuoteAnthony - 10/9/2009 11:32 AM
My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning... :meansmoke:
:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
Someones going to be hurting.
Quotegitfiddl - 10/9/2009 10:33 AM
QuoteAnthony - 10/9/2009 11:32 AM
My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning... :meansmoke:
:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
EXCELLENT....
Ohhhh SPY Vs. SPY!!!
Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. ;-)
All bombs are away! Altitude and angle straight and true. Brace for impact...........The concussion will be joyfully devastating! Signing off: Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES (one last time)
(http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/joy1.jpg) (http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/?action=view¤t=joy1.jpg)
Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. :lmao:
Quotelowpro75 - 10/9/2009 1:00 PM
Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. :lmao:
Not just a profile... it's his "well known and respected user bio"
Craig who? :-0
This is all that's left......
Homing beacons show the bombs are sitting in the post office awaiting target acquisition...
Someone needs to make a little trip to the post office and retrieve their packages... Unless he's figured us out and has gone into hiding... :shamebag:
Oh, but don't worry... we know where you are..
:bump:
Post Office?!?!?
That almost sounds like the person has a P.O. Box......
:?: :whistle:
and boom goes the....
I can see a certain someone getting a call soon from the PO:
"Sir/Madam, we can no longer accept anymore packages for you. Please come get your sh%@."
:-0
nwb
Well, latest intelligence repots confirm our target has skipped town for a few days in an apprent attempt to foil the strike. Fear not, this will not deter the mission. Our smartbomb technology will await his return
Anthony, do we have an ETA (estimated time of acceptance)?
nwb
not til the end of the week I think :sad:
This actually works to our favor, because this ensures that all the ordnance is delivered on target at the same time!
and it least it's not summer...
QuoteAnthony - 10/14/2009 5:03 AM
and it least it's not summer...
My thoughts exactly.
nwb
Crap! I don't know if I put a humi-pack in my box! :-0
Don't want anyone to forget... there is a time bomb ticking out there somewhere... :whistle:
It's a good thing the bomb was fitted with a delayed reaction fuse system. Any idea when it's set to go off? :shades:
Well, I don't want to give anything away... but I think I hear Europe's Final Countdown[/b] playing somewhere in the background....
Probably when someone visits his/her P.O. Box. :confused:
:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was. And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo. :confused:
Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target. My PO has been leveled. It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.
Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists! Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!
:bigthumbs:
QuoteSenorPablo - 10/21/2009 9:33 AM
:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was. And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo. :confused:
Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target. My PO has been leveled. It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.
Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists! Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!
:bigthumbs:
Right on!!
Must see pics of the destruction, once you make your way out of the rubble of course... :dancing:
:thumbsup:
If the target site isn't secured soon, there will be 50 mail carriers puffing away as they drive their wrong-sided cars delivering mail.
QuoteSenorPablo - 10/21/2009 10:33 AM
:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was. And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo. :confused:
Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target. My PO has been leveled. It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.
Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists! Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!
:bigthumbs:
Looking forward to see pics of the destruction!
It's about damn time! :biggrin:
Can't wait for the "after action" pics guys!!! What a great BOMB!! :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
Finally! Looking forward to the pics
Sorry guys I splintered this. The pcis are here:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?topic=3580.0
-Paul