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Title: Uh OH!
Post by: Anthony on 10/07/2009 08:43 AM

Someone may need the following info in the near future:




AND SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TOOLS NEAR-BY:


A Handy Book:




Nifty Wire Cutters:




Sweet Bomb Suit:




 :whistle:
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Post by: Anthony on 10/07/2009 08:44 AM
Stay Tuned for further information...  :shades:
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Post by: BlackIrish on 10/07/2009 09:18 AM
Gulp!
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/07/2009 10:09 AM
Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!!
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Post by: Jackal on 10/07/2009 10:12 AM
Zoinks  :-0
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Post by: junglepete on 10/07/2009 10:27 AM
INCOMING!!!
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Post by: Hound10 on 10/07/2009 11:12 AM
Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:
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Post by: akira on 10/07/2009 11:16 AM
QuoteHound10 - 10/7/2009  9:12 AM

Wow - that bomb suit is actually pretty sweet! :biggrin:

who needs their hands anyway... :biggrin:
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Post by: rkarkada on 10/07/2009 11:42 AM
someone call homeland security quick!
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Post by: podman28 on 10/07/2009 12:03 PM
The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy:  :shotgun:
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/07/2009 12:39 PM
The up coming bombing will make Al-Queda tremble.
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/07/2009 01:06 PM
Quotepodman28 - 10/7/2009  10:03 AM

The best way to diffuse a bomb is by deterence. Make sure you have a large enough arsenal to deter any ideas for fear of retribution. :shy:  :shotgun:

I wish I had said that :mad: Regardless, great sentiment Tim :shades:
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/07/2009 02:16 PM
I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:
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Post by: Jackal on 10/07/2009 02:25 PM
QuoteSamhain2000 - 10/7/2009  12:16 PM

I thought the best way to defuse a bomb was to strike it repeatidly with a big hammer.
:hityou: :hityou: :hityou: :hityou:

That is the proper method for how you test for duds.
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Post by: cmmayo on 10/07/2009 02:57 PM
All of this sounds wonderfully horrible.

:cigarman:
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Post by: Anthony on 10/07/2009 03:58 PM



2698 8288 0000 0990 ****

9405 5036 9930 0006 ****

0308 1400 0000 7323 ****

0309 1140 0000 7148 ****

0550 3699 3000 0218 ****

0307 1790 0003 4843 ****

0308 2690 0001 3887 ****

0103 8555 7497 3535 ****

7009 0960 0000 0367 ****

0103 8555 7497 0287 ****

0590 3699 3000 0036 ****  

0550 3699 3000 0629 ****

And oh... there may be just a few more....
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/07/2009 05:52 PM
Oh, the carnage. :-0
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/07/2009 05:53 PM
Oh, the carnage. :-0
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/07/2009 06:20 PM
Oh, the carnage!   Wait...someone already said that...twice! :-0
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Post by: Jackal on 10/07/2009 06:27 PM
QuoteAnthony - 10/7/2009  6:43 AM



Mailed from foreign country
Strange odor
Badly written and misspelled label
Lopsided
Oily stians

Sounds like half of the packages that I get at work.
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/07/2009 06:29 PM
At the risk of repeating myself: Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES!! :whistle:
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/07/2009 06:30 PM
It is so horrifying I had to say it twice.
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Post by: Anthony on 10/07/2009 06:38 PM
Hopefully the target of this raid knows how to properly disarm an explosive device...

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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/07/2009 07:42 PM
I just intercepted the following communique from SACC (Strategic Air Cigar Command):  "Due to unforeseen logistical difficulties, one bomber failed to take off as planned.  Said difficulties have been rectified.  Bomber is now flight-ready and should be on the flight line ready for take-off at 0900 tomorrow.  That is all."
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Post by: lowpro75 on 10/07/2009 08:44 PM
:bigthumbs:
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Post by: cmmayo on 10/07/2009 08:54 PM
I think my phone is tapped...

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!???!?!?!?!!!???

 :nono:
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Post by: nwb on 10/07/2009 09:17 PM
All the King's horses, and all the King's men
Couldn't put  ________ back together again!

HEHEHE :biggrin:

nwb
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Post by: podman28 on 10/07/2009 10:51 PM
Over the course of the evening I have perfected Pres. Reagan's Star Wars defense system. Chicago is safe but other places.................. :cry:
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Post by: DonM on 10/08/2009 06:58 AM
The US army EOD Team is preparing for any attack as we speak, as evident by the picture.  Their last training mission ended up like picture 2  :confused:
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/08/2009 09:19 AM
I am starting to get nervous about all of this bomb talk!! Should we all be expecting something similar to this?

(http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/nuclear-explosion.jpg) (http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/?action=view¤t=nuclear-explosion.jpg)
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Post by: cmmayo on 10/08/2009 10:08 AM
All this talk of bombs is going to result in Homeland Security checking out the web site...

True story: Back in 2004, I started an online comedy mag that had a decent amount of political humor in it. One day I was checking my traffic info and damned if I didn't get a hit from the DHS. The funny thing is, they spent maybe 5 seconds on the site--long enough to see the home page story was on "Dating Tips from Guantanamo Bay"--and left.  :confused:
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/08/2009 01:54 PM
Quotecmmayo - 10/8/2009  11:08 AM

All this talk of bombs is going to result in Homeland Security checking out the web site...

True story: Back in 2004, I started an online comedy mag that had a decent amount of political humor in it. One day I was checking my traffic info and damned if I didn't get a hit from the DHS. The funny thing is, they spent maybe 5 seconds on the site--long enough to see the home page story was on "Dating Tips from Guantanamo Bay"--and left.  :confused:

I'm actually typing this on a government computer! :-0  DHS just ran an unannounced "security test" on our building last month.  I got a little worried because it was the day after Obama's address to Congress and my comments at the TV that night were probably heard by several of my neighbors...
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/08/2009 03:39 PM
Launch code sequence from NE FL base sent...
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Post by: Anthony on 10/08/2009 05:05 PM
0309 1140 0001 2467 ****

7008 3230 0003 0936 ****

 :whistle:
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Post by: DonM on 10/08/2009 06:12 PM
Where the heck are all these bombs headed? :confused:
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/08/2009 06:19 PM
QuoteDonM - 10/8/2009  7:12 PM

Where the heck are all these bombs headed? :confused:


SSSHHHHHH!  I know, but I ain't telling! :angel:  :dancing:  :shades:
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Post by: Jackal on 10/08/2009 06:27 PM
There is a payload of trouble on its way somewhere.   :-0


By the way, we really do need a bomb emoticon.
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/08/2009 06:31 PM
I could easily be a "bomb snitch" but due to the high moral content of my character all I can say is" Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES! :angel:  :whistle:  :shades:
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/08/2009 06:52 PM
Quotemountedshriner - 10/8/2009  7:31 PM

I could easily be a "bomb snitch" but due to the high moral content of my character all I can say is" Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES! :angel:  :whistle:  :shades:


Don't you dare!  :uzi:  :puncher:  :angry:  :kickyou:
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Post by: Anthony on 10/08/2009 07:05 PM
:nono:

If captured:  Name, Rank, Serial Number.
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Post by: casmang on 10/08/2009 07:12 PM
That incoming picture is priceless!!!
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Post by: JKG on 10/09/2009 09:59 AM
If we told where the "BOMBS" are heading, it wouldn't be a surprise when they hit... uh, I mean, arrive!!! :shooter:  And who doesn't love a surprise?
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Post by: JKG on 10/09/2009 10:07 AM
On it's way....  almost there.... take cover......

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Post by: Anthony on 10/09/2009 10:32 AM
My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning...   :meansmoke:

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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/09/2009 10:33 AM
QuoteAnthony - 10/9/2009  11:32 AM

My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning...   :meansmoke:


 :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/09/2009 10:38 AM
Someones going to be hurting.
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Post by: JKG on 10/09/2009 11:43 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 10/9/2009  10:33 AM

QuoteAnthony - 10/9/2009  11:32 AM

My tracking system confirms the first payloads have begun to hit their target this morning...   :meansmoke:


 :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:

EXCELLENT....
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Post by: Hound10 on 10/09/2009 11:55 AM
Ohhhh SPY Vs. SPY!!!

Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. ;-)
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/09/2009 12:00 PM
All bombs are away! Altitude and angle straight and true. Brace for impact...........The concussion will be joyfully devastating! Signing off: Yikes and DOUBLE YIKES (one last time)



(http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/joy1.jpg) (http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt357/extremehotrod/?action=view¤t=joy1.jpg)
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Post by: lowpro75 on 10/09/2009 12:00 PM
Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. :lmao:
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Post by: Anthony on 10/09/2009 05:02 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 10/9/2009  1:00 PM

Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. :lmao:

Not just a profile... it's his "well known and respected user bio"
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/09/2009 05:26 PM
Craig who? :-0
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Post by: nwb on 10/09/2009 09:31 PM
This is all that's left......


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Post by: Anthony on 10/09/2009 11:51 PM
Homing beacons show the bombs are sitting in the post office awaiting target acquisition...

Someone needs to make a little trip to the post office and retrieve their packages...    Unless he's figured us out and has gone into hiding...  :shamebag:


Oh, but don't worry... we know where you are..

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Post by: cmmayo on 10/10/2009 10:56 AM
:bump:

Post Office?!?!?

That almost sounds like the person has a P.O. Box......

 :?:  :whistle:
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Post by: qman22 on 10/10/2009 02:09 PM
and boom goes the....

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Post by: nwb on 10/10/2009 08:03 PM
I can see a certain someone getting a call soon from the PO:

"Sir/Madam, we can no longer accept anymore packages for you.  Please come get your sh%@."

 :-0

nwb
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Post by: Anthony on 10/10/2009 10:35 PM
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Post by: Anthony on 10/10/2009 10:39 PM
Well, latest intelligence repots confirm our target has skipped town for a few days in an apprent attempt to foil the strike.  Fear not, this will not deter the mission.  Our smartbomb technology will await his return
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Post by: nwb on 10/13/2009 09:16 PM
Anthony, do we have an ETA (estimated time of acceptance)?

nwb
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Post by: Anthony on 10/14/2009 12:18 AM
not til the end of the week I think  :sad:
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Post by: Hot Stuff x on 10/14/2009 03:12 AM
This actually works to our favor, because this ensures that all the ordnance is delivered on target at the same time!
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Post by: Anthony on 10/14/2009 04:03 AM
and it least it's not summer...
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Post by: nwb on 10/14/2009 06:59 AM
QuoteAnthony - 10/14/2009  5:03 AM

and it least it's not summer...

My thoughts exactly.

nwb
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Post by: cmmayo on 10/14/2009 05:59 PM
QuoteAnthony - 10/7/2009  8:43 AM


Someone may need the following info in the near future:




AND SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TOOLS NEAR-BY:


A Handy Book:




Nifty Wire Cutters:




Sweet Bomb Suit:




 :whistle:

What was all this about, anyway? A week is a long time for me--I have the memory of a goldfish. A large, non-swimming, cigar-smoking goldfish.
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/14/2009 06:08 PM
Crap!  I don't know if I put a humi-pack in my box! :-0
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Post by: Anthony on 10/21/2009 07:28 AM
Don't want anyone to forget... there is a time bomb ticking out there somewhere... :whistle:


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Post by: junglepete on 10/21/2009 08:01 AM
It's a good thing the bomb was fitted with a delayed reaction fuse system. Any idea when it's set to go off?  :shades:
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Post by: Anthony on 10/21/2009 08:19 AM
Well, I don't want to give anything away... but I think I hear Europe's Final Countdown[/b] playing somewhere in the background....
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Post by: lowpro75 on 10/21/2009 08:20 AM
Probably when someone visits his/her P.O. Box. :confused:
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Post by: SenorPablo on 10/21/2009 09:33 AM
:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was.  And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo.  :confused:

Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target.  My PO has been leveled.  It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.

Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists!  Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!

 :bigthumbs:
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Post by: Samhain2000 on 10/21/2009 09:36 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 10/21/2009  9:33 AM

:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was.  And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo.  :confused:

Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target.  My PO has been leveled.  It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.

Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists!  Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!

 :bigthumbs:

Right on!!
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Post by: Anthony on 10/21/2009 09:39 AM
Must see pics of the destruction, once you make your way out of the rubble of course... :dancing:
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Post by: cmmayo on 10/21/2009 09:52 AM
:thumbsup:
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Post by: JKG on 10/21/2009 03:32 PM
If the target site isn't secured soon, there will be 50 mail carriers puffing away as they drive their wrong-sided cars delivering mail.
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Post by: DonM on 10/21/2009 04:56 PM
QuoteSenorPablo - 10/21/2009  10:33 AM

:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was.  And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo.  :confused:

Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target.  My PO has been leveled.  It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.

Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists!  Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!

 :bigthumbs:

Looking forward to see pics of the destruction!
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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/21/2009 06:04 PM
It's about damn time!  :biggrin:
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Post by: mountedshriner on 10/22/2009 11:41 PM
Can't wait for the "after action" pics guys!!! What a great BOMB!! :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:
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Post by: qman22 on 10/23/2009 09:02 AM
Finally! Looking forward to the pics
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Post by: SenorPablo on 10/23/2009 09:07 AM
Sorry guys I splintered this.  The pcis are here:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?topic=3580.0

-Paul