Since this is only 9 years away I thought about this joke a friend sent enjoy maybe it rings a few truths.....
Over 60, who gives a s**t.
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own
business.
This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass
and said,
"You're kind of cute, you gotta a phone
number?"
I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"
She said "Yea, I got a pen."
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer
misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches.
When you are over sixty . . . who
gives a ****
***********
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms,
please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag
with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good
lookin'....."
When you are over sixty, who gives a
****
***********
I was talking to a girl in the bar
last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a
shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be
talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over sixty, who gives a
****
***********
I was telling a girl in the pub about
my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by
feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on
then...try."
After about thirty seconds of
fondling she began to lose
patience and said, "Come
on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
When you are over sixty, who gives a
****
***********
I got caught taking a pee in the
swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud,
I nearly fell in.
When you are over sixty, who gives a
****
***********
I went to the pub last night and saw
a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you
really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables
would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty, who gives a
****
You're on a roll tonight... :lmao:
Im 61....love this post!!!!!
Thanks Mark, had a good laugh at these.
11 years for me, then I get rebates all over :dancing:
Three years away great jokes :lmao:
:biggrin:
I still have about 28 years to go but this was funny.
Funny!.
LOL those were all great!
Your act may have killed vaudeville, but I'm loving it!
:lmao:
very funny
:lmao: There must be some corilation to over 60 but 25 and under