A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it....
1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American"
2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me.
3. You stole my avatar!
4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter!
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lmao to the joke and double lmao to Ken Kelley
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Nice!.
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QuoteKen Kelley - 10/8/2015 3:19 PM
Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it....
1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American"
2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me.
3. You stole my avatar!
4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter!
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Lol man the first line I was thinking of putting Kens name in there but now a few scrolls and boom who responds no other than Ken. Wow pretty amazing...... :biggrin:
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QuoteKen Kelley - 10/8/2015 5:19 PM Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it.... 1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American" 2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me. 3. You stole my avatar! 4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter! :biggrin:
:biggrin: I didn't even think about it being your avatar. I just googled hillbilly catoons and it came up.
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Hey, Big John, tell Ken to get off your f'n lawn... stat!
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QuoteLonghorn - 10/8/2015 7:42 PM
:lmao: at this entire thread!
Hey, Big John, tell Ken to get off your f'n lawn... stat!
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