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Title: Name This Guru (or just call me names if you prefer)
Post by: Vroomp on 10/08/2015 01:41 PM

It has been a while since I sponsored any contests and I guess I really should have one of those fancy Guru names like some of you other esteemed members have, so here's your chance to win some sticks. Give me a name I can live with, whether sarcastic, fitting, or both. If I choose your entry you will win a fabulous prize chosen especially for you (probably just a fiver of my own cheap cigars :biggrin:)! In any event I may award runner up prizes to second and third places depending on the responses received.

No limit on entries and cut off date will be December 10, 2015.

If I can't decide on one we will run a poll for you all to decide my new handle.

Let the insults, I mean names, begin! :biggrin:

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Post by: nirab on 10/08/2015 01:44 PM

Toothpickin' Guru...for starters. Thanks for the contest!

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Post by: headfirst on 10/08/2015 02:14 PM

Here's the winner:

Guru of moonlight through the pines

You know you love it you Georgia peach! :biggrin:

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Post by: DonM on 10/08/2015 02:14 PM

Guru of Xiphos Cigars !

How is that Brad, too easy :bigthumbs:

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Post by: 05Venturer on 10/08/2015 02:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

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Post by: DonM on 10/08/2015 02:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015 6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

:angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent? There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

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Post by: gitfiddl on 10/08/2015 02:48 PM

The Guru between "Uroomp" and "Wroomp"

What did I win?

:biggrin:

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Post by: 05Venturer on 10/08/2015 02:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 10/8/2015 5:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015 6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

:angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent? There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

Kiss my arse you curmudeonly bastid!!!! The hell with my lawn get off my back :notamused: :notamused: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Post by: sevencardstud on 10/08/2015 02:59 PM

Stinky Guru.... stinky like the ashtray brand.

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Post by: danb6177 on 10/08/2015 02:59 PM

The Guru of golden badges.

Does anyone else have that many gold badges?

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Post by: DonM on 10/08/2015 02:59 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015 6:52 PM

QuoteDonM - 10/8/2015 5:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015 6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

:angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent? There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

Kiss my arse you curmudeonly bastid!!!! The hell with my lawn get off my back :notamused: :notamused: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:-0 I ain't kissin your hairy dingle ball wearing arse, get off my lawn you freaking pervert :angry:

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Post by: ninfiction on 10/08/2015 03:04 PM

Guru of my own cheap cigars....hey, you said it not me

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Post by: horrido on 10/08/2015 04:05 PM

Guru of the stubby nub

Guru of the stub nubbed

Guru of the stinky nub

Guru of the damn nub

Guru of you nubness

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Post by: McBryde on 10/08/2015 04:19 PM

Troop Guru

Guru of the Troops

Guru to the Troops

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Post by: appollo on 10/08/2015 04:42 PM

Guru of the Leaf
Guru of the the last puff

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Post by: lubrix on 10/08/2015 05:16 PM

Chicken Fried Guru

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Post by: Mojo66 on 10/08/2015 07:40 PM

The Fisher Guru
Fishin' an' Smokin' Guru
Fish & Smoke Guru
My name is nobody Guru :cigarguy:
The Guru with no name
Guru of Brads :biggrin:
Guru of Greek Sword Cigars
Guru of your own domain
The travelling Guru

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Post by: Longhorn on 10/09/2015 03:30 AM

The Guru of Puerto Rican R&R :biggrin:

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Post by: nirab on 10/09/2015 05:34 AM

Fishing, Smoking, Fishing, Drinking, Fishing while smoking and drinking......Guru

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Post by: Jay'D on 10/09/2015 05:58 AM

"Guru Ay"

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Post by: Vroomp on 10/09/2015 12:56 PM

A couple worthy names so far but keep them coming folks!

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Post by: MacMac on 10/09/2015 01:23 PM

Guru of Insecurity

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Post by: Jay'D on 10/09/2015 01:25 PM

Guru of imaculate inception

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Post by: Vroomp on 10/25/2015 12:58 PM

I need a few more entries and I will create a poll to let you all decide which of five names it will be........

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Post by: appollo on 10/25/2015 01:51 PM

Guru of smokem if you gottem
Guru of the blending and smoking of the leaf

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Post by: plnortham on 10/25/2015 05:13 PM

I don't know you, as I am still semi-new on here, but after reading the comments, "Aficionado Guru" may be your best bet. Hows that for a conundrum? I think it leaves some thought provoking questions to the imagination. Rather open-ended if you will.

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Post by: C130Driver on 10/25/2015 07:41 PM

QuoteDonM - 10/8/2015 5:23 PM

Quote05Venturer - 10/8/2015 6:17 PM

Guru of The Double Edge Sword

Xiphos Master Guru

:angry: You trying to piggy back on my post Kent? There is no "Master Guru" rank in CG you jack wagon :biggrin:

Sounds to me like you should make yourself the first "Master Guru" with the handle being just that. The Master Guru.

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Post by: Cfickter on 10/26/2015 03:42 AM

Guru of Rod, Reel, & Robusto

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Post by: nirab on 10/26/2015 06:24 AM

Catch, Release, Catch Again Guru

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Post by: johncw on 10/26/2015 08:07 AM

Guru of not following the rules

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Post by: nirab on 10/26/2015 08:13 AM

Guru Sauce

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Post by: johncw on 10/30/2015 06:14 AM

Guru of the smackdown

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Post by: nirab on 10/30/2015 10:07 AM

The Pop Top n Flip Flop Guru

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Post by: DonM on 10/30/2015 11:06 AM

Guru of the longest running name contest ever

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Post by: nirab on 10/30/2015 11:23 AM

The F$%k'n Guru

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Post by: johncw on 10/30/2015 11:59 AM

Post whore guru.... Oh wait that's for another thread...

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