Now that I'm back in action and feeling pretty good about it, it's time to name this Guru. Here's the deal, I'm a selfish bastage so nobody gets to vote but me on the final decision. You suggest a name, it goes in the pool, I pick your name, you win cigars. Pretty simple. Winner gets a fiver plus one, that makes six fellas, with one of em being a top tier. I'll take suggestions for consideration until 6/1. Let the fun begin!
Guru of rambling rabid rants.
You know me well Jason! :biggrin:
I am sure I can come up with something good.....
QuoteDonM - 5/25/2016 6:51 PM
I am sure I can come up with something good.....
:lmao: :lmao:
The Soapbox Guru
Bring it on!!!
Bruce got mine so
The Ramblin" Guru
Keep em coming!
I'm not able to get on the herfs much so I went and looked up the town Stephen calls home for some inspiration. I'm going with what Trip Advisor says is the #3 thing to do there...
Guru of Peckerwood Garden :biggrin:
Damn Gary!
The Guru of Mother F&%$ing Armadillos
Guru of Lightning Strikes :lmao:
Guru of gurus
How about:
Guru of Drunk Bidding
or
Guru of hunting, fishing, and all things outdoors (No damnit, I think this might be mine!)
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:biggrin:
The Bloviatin' Guru, or The Guru of Bloviation... :biggrin: ...yes, it's a real word. I believe the Websters Dictionary has Stephen's picture next to the definition!
blo·vi·ate
'blove?at/
verb US informal
talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way.
Definition of bloviate
bloviated bloviating
intransitive verb
: to speak or write verbosely and windily
bloviation play \?blo-ve-'a-sh?n\ noun
Guru of Armadillo Safety
Guru of those funny characters people use when they swear in text. (%^%$# !)
:lmao:
:bump:
Surely we can throw more insults at Stephen! Come on guys
Guru of IT Support (Hello, my name is Stephen, how can I help you today)
I'll come up with something lol...I'm looking :biggrin:
I'll take another stab with one of the stories I heard about Stephen:
"Guru of Monkey Humper (TM), ask for it by name"
:biggrin:
The Guru of Gab
:blahblah: :blahblah:
(I bet you could even figure out a way to put one of these little "blah-blah" emoticons in your signature. Wait, I meant you could have Emma figure out a way . . . )
SoapBox Hero of Gurus
SoapBox Hero
Sitting in the rain
With his cigar lit
couldn't get a seat
I was a full house Herf :biggrin:
Wow Kent put music to it, nice touch :biggrin:
Wow Kent put music to it, nice touch :biggrin:
How about the Boondock Guru :bigthumbs:
The Amazing Grace Guru
Keep em coming fellas!
The Guru With No Name?
Guru of Technical Difficulty
:biggrin:
Emma's Guru :biggrin:
Clock is ticking!
Chief Guru of Bloviation Nation...
The Shirtless Guru
:biggrin:
Congrats Guru chill and beer. At lest you were chill and loved beer last time I saw you...
The M#$%&@ F'n Soapbox Guru!
:biggrin:
GuruAdillo
The Guru of The Mother |* !_! |{ ][ |\| Ramblin' Man
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Guru of Hell & High Water
Lone Star Guru of F.A.R.T.'s (Firearms, Alcohol, Ramblings, and Tobacco)
The Guru Who Returned
QuoteLonghorn - 5/31/2016 7:54 PM
Lone Star Guru of F.A.R.T.'s (Firearms, Alcohol, Ramblings, and Tobacco)
This should win, LOL.
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Picking the winner this evening
You can dooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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QuoteMcBryde - 6/1/2016 6:26 PM
You can dooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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No he can't, he lost power again. :biggrin:
And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!
Quotesjn1117 - 6/2/2016 11:46 AM
And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!
Saw Longhorn's proposal, and figured that he had this one sewn up.
Congrats Brad. :thumbsup:
Yeah, that one blew the competition away, well done Brad.
Quotesjn1117 - 6/2/2016 1:46 PM
And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!
The contest isn't over until you figure out how to change it on your avatar side thingy over
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Congrats, Brad! Thanks for the contest, Stephen
well done Brad!