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Title: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/25/2016 03:08 PM
Now that I'm back in action and feeling pretty good about it, it's time to name this Guru. Here's the deal, I'm a selfish bastage so nobody gets to vote but me on the final decision. You suggest a name, it goes in the pool, I pick your name, you win cigars. Pretty simple. Winner gets a fiver plus one, that makes six fellas, with one of em being a top tier. I'll take suggestions for consideration until 6/1. Let the fun begin!
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Jackal on 05/25/2016 03:14 PM
Guru of rambling rabid rants.
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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/25/2016 03:38 PM
You know me well Jason!  :biggrin:
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Post by: DonM on 05/25/2016 03:51 PM
I am sure I can come up with something good.....
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Post by: Brlesq on 05/25/2016 03:53 PM
QuoteDonM - 5/25/2016  6:51 PM

I am sure I can come up with something good.....

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Brlesq on 05/25/2016 03:57 PM


The Soapbox Guru




Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/25/2016 03:57 PM
Bring it on!!!
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Post by: 05Venturer on 05/25/2016 04:09 PM
Bruce got mine so
The Ramblin" Guru
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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/25/2016 04:17 PM
Keep em coming!
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Post by: headfirst on 05/25/2016 04:52 PM
I'm not able to get on the herfs much so I went and looked up the town Stephen calls home for some inspiration.  I'm going with what Trip Advisor says is the #3 thing to do there...

Guru of Peckerwood Garden   :biggrin:
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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/25/2016 04:57 PM
Damn Gary!
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Post by: ninfiction on 05/25/2016 05:14 PM
The Guru of Mother F&%$ing Armadillos
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Post by: Kid Montana on 05/25/2016 07:13 PM
Guru of Lightning Strikes  :lmao:
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Post by: sar127 on 05/25/2016 07:52 PM
Guru of gurus
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Post by: McBryde on 05/25/2016 09:34 PM
How about:

Guru of Drunk Bidding

or

Guru of hunting, fishing, and all things outdoors (No damnit, I think this might be mine!)

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Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/26/2016 05:03 AM
:biggrin:
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Post by: nirab on 05/26/2016 05:11 AM
The Bloviatin' Guru, or The Guru of Bloviation...  :biggrin: ...yes, it's a real word. I believe the Websters Dictionary has Stephen's picture next to the definition!

blo·vi·ate
'blove?at/
verb US informal
talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way.

Definition of bloviate
bloviated bloviating
intransitive verb
:  to speak or write verbosely and windily
bloviation  play \?blo-ve-'a-sh?n\ noun
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Cfickter on 05/26/2016 06:51 AM
Guru of Armadillo Safety
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Post by: Cfickter on 05/26/2016 06:53 AM
Guru of those funny characters people use when they swear in text. (%^%$# !)
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/26/2016 07:05 AM
:lmao:
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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/26/2016 05:34 PM
:bump:
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Post by: Cfickter on 05/27/2016 03:49 AM
Surely we can throw more insults at Stephen!  Come on guys
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Post by: Cfickter on 05/27/2016 03:50 AM
Guru of IT Support (Hello, my name is Stephen, how can I help you today)
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Post by: BewareDaPenguin on 05/27/2016 03:54 AM
I'll come up with something lol...I'm looking :biggrin:
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Post by: headfirst on 05/27/2016 05:20 AM
I'll take another stab with one of the stories I heard about Stephen:

"Guru of Monkey Humper (TM), ask for it by name"
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/27/2016 05:34 AM
:biggrin:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Brlesq on 05/27/2016 03:32 PM
The Guru of Gab
 :blahblah:  :blahblah:


(I bet you could even figure out a way to put one of these little "blah-blah" emoticons in your signature.  Wait, I meant you could have Emma figure out a way . . . )

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Post by: 05Venturer on 05/27/2016 04:17 PM
SoapBox Hero of Gurus

SoapBox Hero
Sitting in the rain
With his cigar lit
couldn't get a seat
I was a full house Herf  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/27/2016 05:21 PM
Wow Kent put music to it, nice touch :biggrin:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/27/2016 05:21 PM
Wow Kent put music to it, nice touch :biggrin:
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Post by: Otter on 05/28/2016 04:54 AM
How about the Boondock Guru  :bigthumbs:
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Post by: Cfickter on 05/28/2016 07:28 AM
The Amazing Grace Guru
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/28/2016 10:18 AM
Keep em coming fellas!
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Post by: dustmite on 05/28/2016 04:45 PM
The Guru With No Name?
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Post by: Brlesq on 05/28/2016 06:17 PM
Guru of Technical Difficulty

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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/29/2016 08:58 AM
:biggrin:
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Post by: 05Venturer on 05/29/2016 12:58 PM
Emma's Guru :biggrin:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 05/30/2016 10:30 AM
Clock is ticking!
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Post by: nirab on 05/30/2016 10:32 AM
Chief Guru of Bloviation Nation...
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Post by: Brlesq on 05/30/2016 11:00 AM


The Shirtless Guru


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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/30/2016 11:29 AM
:biggrin:
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Post by: mpurtle01 on 05/30/2016 03:14 PM
Congrats Guru chill and beer.  At lest you were chill and loved beer last time I saw you...
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Post by: nirab on 05/31/2016 10:18 AM
The M#$%&@ F'n Soapbox Guru!
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Post by: sjn1117 on 05/31/2016 11:42 AM
:biggrin:
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Post by: 05Venturer on 05/31/2016 02:05 PM
GuruAdillo
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Post by: McBryde on 05/31/2016 02:50 PM
The Guru of The Mother |* !_! |{ ][ |\| Ramblin' Man

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Post by: Brlesq on 05/31/2016 04:28 PM

Guru of Hell & High Water

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Post by: Longhorn on 05/31/2016 04:54 PM
Lone Star Guru of F.A.R.T.'s (Firearms, Alcohol, Ramblings, and Tobacco)
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Post by: tjm0831 on 05/31/2016 07:31 PM
The Guru Who Returned
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: McBryde on 05/31/2016 10:03 PM
QuoteLonghorn - 5/31/2016  7:54 PM

Lone Star Guru of F.A.R.T.'s (Firearms, Alcohol, Ramblings, and Tobacco)

This should win, LOL.

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Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 06/01/2016 03:50 AM
Picking the winner this evening
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Post by: McBryde on 06/01/2016 03:26 PM
You can dooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Kid Montana on 06/02/2016 04:38 AM
QuoteMcBryde - 6/1/2016  6:26 PM

You can dooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

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No he can't, he lost power again.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: sjn1117 on 06/02/2016 10:46 AM
And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Jackal on 06/02/2016 10:57 AM
Quotesjn1117 - 6/2/2016  11:46 AM

And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!

Saw Longhorn's proposal, and figured that he had this one sewn up.

Congrats Brad.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: headfirst on 06/02/2016 12:22 PM
Yeah, that one blew the competition away, well done Brad.
Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Kid Montana on 06/02/2016 01:26 PM
Quotesjn1117 - 6/2/2016  1:46 PM

And the winner is...........Longhorn!
Honorable mention goes to Brlesq and CFickter.
Thanks for playing fellas!

The contest isn't over until you figure out how to change it on your avatar side thingy over
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Title: Re: Time to give it a name contest
Post by: Brlesq on 06/02/2016 04:18 PM
Congrats, Brad!  Thanks for the contest, Stephen
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Post by: bstessl on 06/02/2016 04:20 PM
well done Brad!