Cigar Geeks

I am good for a minimum of a cigar a day, herf days can raise that to two or three, weekends are three a day easy.  So, thought I would take one day in my life and see what would happen if I went a whole day without a cigar.  Fortunately I kept a journal.

 

6:15am – Waking up feeling good about this, pretty sure I can do this

 

6:20am – First cup of coffee, damn just remembered I bought this coffee at Leaf & Bean, not off to the best of starts

 

7:00am – On the way to work, still feeling pretty good.  Pass a favorite B&M.  Sure, I wasn’t going to smoke a cigar today but I guess it would be OK to visit some.

 

9:00am – Sitting in a meeting, really trying to focus.

 

10:00am – They bring the new intern around, Monica.  She is wearing a blue dress.

 

12:00n – Out for lunch- the special of the day is a Cuban sandwich – WTF

 

6:00pm – Beginning to hallucinate - what is Jonathan Drew doing with my mom? 

 

7:00pm – Squirrel!

 

7:30pm – Google herf starting up, don’t these Geek know what is going on!

 

9:00pm – Hallucinations are getting really bad, what is Hillary doing in my room and why is the only thing she has on is an Acid tattoo?

 

10:30pm – Only another hour and a half, self-medicating with Doritos.

 

12:01am – Lighting up my first cigar of the new day, I knew I could make it, Piece of cake

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QuoteCfickter - 8/17/2017  12:56 PM

Out for lunch- the special of the day is a Cuban sandwich - WTF

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I was wondering where on Hilary you saw that Acid tattoo?

Seeing Hillary at any point is a nightmare, not a hallucination!

Ha.  Squirrel.  Got enough of those here that I wouldn't be hallucinating.

A wonderful tale of strength and courage.

Well Done Minion Master Well Done  :lmao:

:lmao:  :lmao:  I tried giving up golf for one day it was the most terrifying weekend of my life. I don't even want to think how it would be not having a cigar for a day.

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LMFAO!  I did that once, I was so sick I didn't get out of bed except to pee.  Worst day ever. The next day I felt better and smoked a cigar even though I couldn't taste it and my throat hated me for it.  I masked that with whiskey and I felt better........until I wanted another cigar. My wife ran from The house for a whole day hoping I would feel better before she got home.  Self medicated, I decided I really needed a BJ and all I saw was the tires smoking out of the driveway. Don't get sick gents!

Great play by play. :lmao:  :lmao:

is like a day without sunshine.