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Title: Collection of short jokes for quick smiles.
Post by: Vanilla Gorilla on 10/29/2017 08:02 AM

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows on way to high. She looked surprised.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I'm think we got this joke wrong".

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks" I said "Don't mention it".

i have an epi pen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, and it seemed really important to him that I have it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

God said to John "Come forth and be granted eternal life". John came fifth and ended up with a toaster.

What do we want? Low Flying airplane noises!! When do we want them? Neeeeeeeooooooowww!!

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Post by: Otter on 10/29/2017 08:39 AM

:lmao:

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Post by: biggsy16 on 10/29/2017 10:07 AM

Thanks for the laughs

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Post by: benchjockey on 10/29/2017 10:21 AM

Thanks. Enjoyed them.

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Post by: shakinghorizons on 10/29/2017 10:27 AM

Thumbs up, thanks!

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Post by: appollo on 10/29/2017 02:03 PM

:lmao:

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Post by: toby2 on 10/29/2017 03:01 PM

:lmao:

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Post by: ntanner on 10/29/2017 03:37 PM

:biggrin:

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