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Title: Jackal Bomb!!!
Post by: Dave S. on 04/05/2010 02:18 PM
An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal."  Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete.  Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.

Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.

Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:



I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets.  Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.

I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.

Damn you, Jackal!!!
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Post by: Bob Cordell on 04/05/2010 02:20 PM
That little Nording is an ass kicker!


Strong stuff!!!!!!!!


   :-0
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Post by: NES Tek on 04/05/2010 02:20 PM
That Jackal, always up to trouble!!!
(Nice work!)
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Post by: nwb on 04/05/2010 02:42 PM
Nice one again, Jackal!

nwb
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Post by: vw77guy on 04/05/2010 02:44 PM
Nice!
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Post by: Jackal on 04/05/2010 02:46 PM
I hope that you enjoy them Dave.

Thanks again for the Casa Torano Maduros.  Now you have the chance to try the naturals (love those Ecuador Wrappers).
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Post by: Dave S. on 04/05/2010 03:14 PM
Thanks, Jason!
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Post by: Jackal on 04/05/2010 03:19 PM
You are very welcome.   :cheers:
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Post by: nukbucko on 04/05/2010 03:52 PM
Nice one Jackal
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Post by: mountedshriner on 04/05/2010 03:54 PM
Very kool! Nice bomb Jackal! Dave you lucky dude!! :dancing:  :dancing:
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Post by: DonM on 04/05/2010 04:13 PM
Bombs Away!  Nice!
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Post by: cmmayo on 04/05/2010 09:58 PM
QuoteDave S. - 4/5/2010  2:18 PM

An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal."  Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete.  Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.

Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.

Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:



I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets.  Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.

I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.

Damn you, Jackal!!!

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Good story... and good job, Jason.  :bigthumbs:
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Post by: Jackal on 04/06/2010 12:15 AM
Beware of Jackal
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Post by: 87North on 04/06/2010 02:43 AM
Well done...
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Post by: Hot Stuff x on 04/06/2010 04:56 AM

Nice hit Jason