An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal." Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete. Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.
Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.
Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:
I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets. Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.
I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.
Damn you, Jackal!!!
That little Nording is an ass kicker!
Strong stuff!!!!!!!!
:-0
That Jackal, always up to trouble!!!
(Nice work!)
Nice one again, Jackal!
nwb
Nice!
I hope that you enjoy them Dave.
Thanks again for the Casa Torano Maduros. Now you have the chance to try the naturals (love those Ecuador Wrappers).
Thanks, Jason!
You are very welcome. :cheers:
Nice one Jackal
Very kool! Nice bomb Jackal! Dave you lucky dude!! :dancing: :dancing:
Bombs Away! Nice!
QuoteDave S. - 4/5/2010 2:18 PM
An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal." Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete. Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.
Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.
Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:
I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets. Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.
I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.
Damn you, Jackal!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Good story... and good job, Jason. :bigthumbs:
Beware of Jackal
Well done...