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Title: Bless me father, for I have sinned
Post by: amigodecigars on 07/26/2018 08:04 AM
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
 
Title: RE: Bless me father, for I have sinned
Post by: shakinghorizons on 07/26/2018 08:34 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: Beegerply on 07/26/2018 08:34 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: Chefjohn on 07/26/2018 08:58 AM
:lmao:
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Post by: StogieDad on 07/26/2018 09:04 AM
:biggrin:
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Post by: ninfiction on 07/26/2018 09:29 AM
lol that's good
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Post by: benchjockey on 07/26/2018 10:22 AM
Liked it
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Post by: Cfickter on 07/26/2018 12:15 PM
Always liked this one
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Post by: Kid Montana on 07/26/2018 12:38 PM
This is the quality content that keeps me coming back to Cigar Geeks.
Title: Re: Bless me father, for I have sinned
Post by: appollo on 07/26/2018 01:18 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: Brlesq on 07/26/2018 02:54 PM
:lmao:
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Post by: junglepete on 07/26/2018 03:33 PM
:lmao: good one
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Post by: Deener27 on 07/26/2018 03:52 PM
:biggrin:
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Post by: Otter on 07/26/2018 06:09 PM
:lmao:
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Post by: toby2 on 07/26/2018 06:55 PM
that sounds about right. growing up Catholic ain't easy. especially if your grandmother is a hardline Catholic born and raised in Belfast.
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Post by: pferg on 07/26/2018 07:33 PM
:lmao:  :lmao: I think i should go to church more often  :biggrin:
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Post by: ntanner on 07/27/2018 10:22 PM
:lmao:
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Post by: klamm143 on 07/30/2018 11:04 PM
:biggrin:  :-)  :biggrin:
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Post by: lyonbert on 02/18/2019 07:44 PM
As a Catholic, I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
Title: Re: Bless me father, for I have sinned
Post by: ntanner on 02/18/2019 09:28 PM
:lmao: