How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
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Feel free to add your own!
Wow Dave. If your gonna show up out of nowhere and drop crappy jokes we are gonna start calling you the Guru of dead threads. :moon: Welcome back old man :biggrin:
A man was telling his son, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
My daughter's favorite once for years has been: Where do bees stop to go to the bathroom?
The BP station....:biggrin: