Ok freaks, you all know by now that me and Sugar Britches have parted ways but we are talking again, trying to work through our discrepancies...
If all goes well we might get back together in the next couple of weeks or so, this weekend is looking iffy but who knows...
My contest is as follows: Pick the date Bob will have "coochie time"
Let hope to God thats soon, really soon!
You get a fiver if you guess the right date! The first one guessing a specific date get the entry if two appear close together. The closest guess without going PAST the date wins! So actually whoever wins, I still win too!!!!!!!!!!
:-(
:biggrin:
Nice contest.
August 6, 2010 (Note I entered the year too, just in case!!) :biggrin:
Just so we are clear - your hand doesn't count, does it? :?:
August 7, 2010
:lmao:
Sadly no....
:-(
August 13, 2010. Who says Friday the 13th has to be bad!!
I'm going with July 30, 2010.
July 31st.
I'm gonna go with August 4th
August 3rd
Quotenwb - 7/27/2010 12:43 PM
Just so we are clear - your hand doesn't count, does it? :?:
:lmao:
I never imagined I'd ever take such a keen interest in Bob getting laid. :biggrin:
August 1st
QuoteNES Tek - 7/27/2010 4:09 PM
Quotenwb - 7/27/2010 12:43 PM
Just so we are clear - your hand doesn't count, does it? :?:
:lmao:
:lmao:
If it did, guessing 5 minutes ago probably would have won it.
I'm pretty sure sheep are fair game though.
'ol Bob's gonna get drunk as 10 Indians drinking Keystone Light on the 6th of August and get him some
Don, August 6th was the first damn guess!
Keep up!
:lmao:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 1:15 PM
Don, August 6th was the first damn guess!
Keep up!
:lmao:
:lmao:
Seeing as how all the good dates are taken I'll go with August 2nd if Bob can keep it in his pants through the weekend.
7 August 2010, 2130...after 6 & 1/2 ice cold Keystones.
But a thought just struck me...If S.B. should somehow get a peek at this thread you'll be lucky if she leaves you enough stump to ever get coochie again!
:-0
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 1:33 PM
7 August 2010, 2130...after 6 & 1/2 ice cold Keystones.
August 7th was already picked. :shades:
QuoteNES Tek - 7/27/2010 4:37 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 1:33 PM
7 August 2010, 2130...after 6 & 1/2 ice cold Keystones.
August 7th was already picked. :shades:
OK, the 5th then. Nobody picked that one yet as far as I could tell.
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
August 8
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Ah, heck! Nobody EVER pays any attention to what nwb posts so I guess it just naturally slipped by me! :biggrin:
Quoteqman22 - 7/27/2010 1:51 PM
August 8
Jason, I'm very glad you posted this. That's my one year anniversary, and a great reminder that I need to make special plans. Or else I won't get any coochie time!
So what kind of cigars is she getting?
Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:
1. Reading Posts
2. Following Directions
I guess they go hand and hand. You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.
Either way, my second guess is 82!!
Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010 2:01 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:
1. Reading Posts
2. Following Directions
I guess they go hand and hand. You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.
Either way, my second guess is 82!!
One thing we're great at (related to both points above)...taking a post in a completely different direction!
Not the case here, but happens quite often. And with excellent humor too.
Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010 5:01 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:
1. Reading Posts
2. Following Directions
I guess they go hand and hand. You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.
Either way, my second guess is 82!!
Wait,wait wait...now I'M confused, what am I supposed to do?
:confused:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 5:12 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010 5:01 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:
1. Reading Posts
2. Following Directions
I guess they go hand and hand. You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.
Either way, my second guess is 82!!
Wait,wait wait...now I'M confused, what am I supposed to do?
:confused:
I won. Gimme my prize.
Did you win?
Just for clarification, are we talking make-up sex with Sugar Britches or the next time you get laid period? I've got a cute friend about an hour away from you...
Sugar Britches...I'm sure!
QuoteDonM - 7/27/2010 5:01 PM
Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:
Too late, Don. I've already picked the 5th.
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 5:16 PM
Sugar Britches...I'm sure!
Well that sucks. I'd already told Fabio all about you. He's going to be broken-hearted! :-0
Crap. Now I've forgotten which dates are taken! :confused:
I'll say July 29...only because the 30th is already taken...men can be very charming and apologetic where breeding is concerned :biggrin:
Well since a lot of good guesses have been made already, I'll just guess the 11'th of August, and wish Bob good luck.
I'll go with Aug 20.
I guess never. Did I win?
August 9, 2010. I sincerely hope it would be sooner. I can only imagine how Bob will be without his coochie time.
Aug. 18 :confused:
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 5:17 PM
QuoteDonM - 7/27/2010 5:01 PM
Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:
Too late, Don. I've already picked the 5th.[/QUOTE
Labor day, 6 Sept, :biggrin:
Aug 10th
Have you considered getting a new girl, one fight just leads to another.
I'm going to go with 15 Aug. Sorry Bob, I'm pulling for you to get some before then, but there are very few dates between now and then that aren't taken.
I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!
:-(
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 9:17 PM
I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!
:-(
We can hook you up to Uncle Ledford's milking machine and take care of that little problem in no time at all. Just have to remember to turn it off before you pass out.
August 28th. Bob is bound to say something wrong that will have him waiting another month...
:biggrin:
Quotecmmayo - 7/27/2010 9:22 PM
August 28th. Bob is bound to say something wrong that will have him waiting another month...
:biggrin:
Yeah, but there is always those 'fax machine' apologies to make thing right again! :lmao:
A month????????
I cant wait that long, I'm bloated, just look at me now...
Dang! And the the pressure will build until.....
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 8:22 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 9:17 PM
I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!
:-(
We can hook you up to Uncle Ledford's milking machine and take care of that little problem in no time at all. Just have to remember to turn it off before you pass out.
:lmao: Hillarious.
If you can believe this I actually took Larry's advice and sent about 20 "I'm sorry" faxes telling her I was sorry for my Philistine-like behavior. He was the first one who said just apologize!
I did and so far its worked out pretty well, maybe advice for the love-lorn isnt so bad from a liberal...
...the economy is a different deal all together, but thanks Larry!
:confused:
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 8:28 PM
Dang! And the the pressure will build until.....
:lmao: Been there done that!
Quotegrogo67 - 7/27/2010 8:45 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 8:28 PM
Dang! And the the pressure will build until.....
:lmao: Been there done that!
Me too...hell, I start gettin' itchy after about 72 hours for all the good it does... :sad:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010 6:42 PM
If you can believe this I actually took Larry's advice and sent about 20 "I'm sorry" faxes telling her I was sorry for my Philistine-like behavior. He was the first one who said just apologize!
I did and so far its worked out pretty well, maybe advice for the love-lorn isnt so bad from a liberal...
...the economy is a different deal all together, but thanks Larry!
:confused:
:lmao:
Because so many of the good dates are already taken, I am going to guess ...
Saturday Aug 14
... but I really hope for your sake it happens before then. I'd hate to see what would happen to ol' Jabba the Hut if you have to wait that long! :biggrin:
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 4:51 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010 4:46 PM
Whats up Alphairon and DonM? Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:
Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:
Ah, heck! Nobody EVER pays any attention to what nwb posts so I guess it just naturally slipped by me! :biggrin:
Hey :mad:
:biggrin:
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010 9:28 PM
Dang! And the the pressure will build until.....
:lmao:
Is there a winner yet???????????????
:shades:
Quotedwig - 7/28/2010 8:17 AM
Is there a winner yet???????????????
:shades:
Yeah... It's Sugar Britches!
Aug. 17 2010
Quotegitfiddl - 7/28/2010 8:36 AM
Quotedwig - 7/28/2010 8:17 AM
Is there a winner yet???????????????
:shades:
Yeah... It's Sugar Britches!
And she'll keep being a winner until Bob sleeps with her. With any luck her mother is already dead. :biggrin:
:mad:
:lmao: :lmao:
Quotelowpro75 - 7/28/2010 9:20 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 7/28/2010 8:36 AM
Quotedwig - 7/28/2010 8:17 AM
Is there a winner yet???????????????
:shades:
Yeah... It's Sugar Britches!
And she'll keep being a winner until Bob sleeps with her. With any luck her mother is already dead. :biggrin:
I want to post --> :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
but I don't want it to affect my chances of winning this contest because of an angry judge, so I won't post those. :biggrin:
Since all of the good dates are taken, I will go with 31 Aug 2012. The date of the next blue moon. The next time will be 31 Jul 2015. The date of the next "blue moon".
Sorry Bob, I could not resist the once in a blue moon humor!
:lmao:
QuotePA.pierced2010 - 7/28/2010 10:07 AM
Since all of the good dates are taken, I will go with 31 Aug 2012. The date of the next blue moon. The next time will be 31 Jul 2015. The date of the next "blue moon".
Sorry Bob, I could not resist the once in a blue moon humor!
:lmao:
I think Bob's more concerned with another couple of spherical objects turning blue than he is a blue moon...
:lmao: :lmao:
That is, if she didn't take them when she left. She did let you keep them, didn't she? :-0
Oh yeah!
Well I was warned aboout this site when I joined. Has anyone taken Aug 5th? I'll go with Aug 12th. All the good dates were taken. Bob, I think you should avoid seeing her until the 12th. You need to go make some dinner reservations for the 12th now.
QuoteShukpaw - 7/28/2010 1:18 PM
Well I was warned aboout this site when I joined. Has anyone taken Aug 5th? I'll go with Aug 12th. All the good dates were taken. Bob, I think you should avoid seeing her until the 12th. You need to go make some dinner reservations for the 12th now.
And how many ERDMs did you send him?
I'm going with August 20, if it hasn't been taken already.
Nothing yet...
:-(
:cry:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 4:13 PM
Nothing yet...
:-(
:cry:
What, no...
Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon Delight!
:shy:
Wait for Saturday night, then really wow her with some hot make-up sex.
Make sure it is Saturday though. Saturday is the magic night.
Come on Bob....you can do it...Friday night is a great night for sex...just put on the smoking jacket and you've got it made in the shade baby.
Bob,
Remember. Give it time. I think the 12th of August should be about long enough.
See what you have started.
Its not for a lack of trying!!!!
Believe me!
:-0 I'm dying here!
:-(
Keep it away from her until Monday Bob!
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 6:14 PM
Its not for a lack of trying!!!!
Believe me!
:-0 I'm dying here!
:-(
lol...well, don't ever let her know about this contest or you'll be doomed for sure!
Thanks Pete, I might want to keep it on the DL huh?
OR...she might be impressed!
:confused:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 6:24 PM
Thanks Pete, I might want to keep it on the DL huh?
OR...she might be impressed!
:confused:
No, she would not be impressed. Trust me. Be sure to have that fax paper handy. :-0
One point of clarification on this contest. Is the date that we choose only applicable to Bob getting nookie from sugar britches, or Bob getting laid at all?
QuoteJackal - 7/29/2010 5:42 PM
One point of clarification on this contest. Is the date that we choose only applicable to Bob getting nookie from sugar britches, or Bob getting laid at all?
I bet he reports both :biggrin:
Quotedwig - 7/29/2010 6:43 PM
QuoteJackal - 7/29/2010 5:42 PM
One point of clarification on this contest. Is the date that we choose only applicable to Bob getting nookie from sugar britches, or Bob getting laid at all?
I bet he reports both :biggrin:
Reference David's post on Page 2...
"Just for clarification, are we talking make-up sex with Sugar Britches or the next time you get laid period? I've got a cute friend about an hour away from you..."
And Bob's response...
"Sugar Britches...I'm sure!"
Either that of he's afraid of what David's "cute" friend might look like. Give him another week and he won't care. :lmao:
Ok, fukkers, lets get this straight! I'm only concentrating on Sugar Britches right now.
Shes really a good girl but it seems she has some problems with my behavior at times. I apparently am somewhat selfish, arrogant and neglect some girly things like compliments, holding hands, drinking TOO much at times, a Mel Gibson like temper, selfish, smelling like a cab stand due to putting out a cigar and lighting a cigarette, picking my cigar back up, smoking another cigarette, relighting my cigar, 19 more beers, passing out, etc...
Maybe I DO have some faults that women pick up on at times...
Bob speaks with forked-wicked tongue at the drop of a hat, Bob no take criticism well sometimes.
Other than that I'm pretty much a peach!
:biggrin:
Back in town and just caught the contest. Leave it to Bob to come up with such an original idea. :shades: Good luck everyone!
-Paul
:biggrin:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 8:36 PM
...Mel Gibson like temper...
Bob, I really don't want to have to drive up to TN just to bail you out of jail....
:lmao:
Well thats very touching Nate, I dont think thats necessary...
Ummmm, PM me your cell number though!
:shades:
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 8:36 PM
I apparently am somewhat selfish, arrogant and neglect some girly things like compliments, holding hands, drinking TOO much at times, a Mel Gibson like temper, selfish, smelling like a cab stand due to putting out a cigar and lighting a cigarette, picking my cigar back up, smoking another cigarette, relighting my cigar, 19 more beers, passing out, etc...
:biggrin:
If any of you single guys want to steal this gem for your match.com profile.... :biggrin:
I just spit beer on my puter!
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
Bob, just think of how good it will be on Labor Day.....It'll be worth the wait :biggrin: :lmao:
Well fellas, I just got off the phone with Sugar Britches and it looks like theres a slight chance of tommorrow night but it looks more likely like Saturday night. I really feel for all you guys that guessed a later date but honestly...
Fukk ya'll!
And I mean that in the nicest and most sincere way but your daddy needs some mud for his turtle!
:biggrin:
QuoteJackal - 7/29/2010 8:22 PM
Either that of he's afraid of what David's "cute" friend might look like. Give him another week and he won't care. :lmao:
Fabio's a good looking guy. or at least my wife thinks so.
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 9:16 PM
daddy needs some mud for his turtle! :biggrin:
I find it usually works better if I save that hole for last. YMMV
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 7:16 PM
Well fellas, I just got off the phone with Sugar Britches and it looks like theres a slight chance of tommorrow night but it looks more likely like Saturday night. I really feel for all you guys that guessed a later date but honestly...
Fukk ya'll!
And I mean that in the nicest and most sincere way but your daddy needs some mud for his turtle!
:biggrin:
This is not good news at all. You gotta hold off a little longer. If you really want to show her how much you care and how much you've grown since you parted ways; the best thing to do is to wine and dine her for a few weeks. Then really nail her good on Aug. 20.
The moon phase is wrong for planting Saturday night, Bob. The ideal time will be on the 5th. All the planets are lined up then. If you try it before the 5th there's a very good chance your unit will fall off. :biggrin:
Quotegrogo67 - 7/29/2010 11:27 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 9:16 PM
daddy needs some mud for his turtle! :biggrin:
I find it usually works better if I save that hole for last. YMMV
:-0
QuoteAlphairon - 7/30/2010 6:29 AM
...If you try it before the 5th there's a very good chance your unit will fall off. :biggrin:
:lmao: :lmao:
Play hard to get Bob, she'll go nuts. Take her somewhere nice for Labor Day, it will be worth the wait. If the buildup gets to be too much just visit her sis Rosey :biggrin:
Laudy luck do me right!
:biggrin:
Tonight's the night Bob...evrything's going to be alright Bob, spread your wings and let....well, you know the rest eh?
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 8:50 AM
Tonight's the night Bob...evrything's going to be alright Bob, spread your wings and let....well, you know the rest eh?
I didn't realize you were pulling for me to win, Pete. Thanks!!
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 10:16 PM
And I mean that in the nicest and most sincere way but your daddy needs some mud for his turtle!
:biggrin:
With sexy talk like that, we might NEVER have a winner!
"Hey, Sugar Britches, come here baby. Daddy needs a little mud for his turtle." :moon:
:lmao: :lmao:
:biggrin:
QuoteBrlesq - 7/30/2010 8:25 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/29/2010 10:16 PM
And I mean that in the nicest and most sincere way but your daddy needs some mud for his turtle!
:biggrin:
With sexy talk like that, we might NEVER have a winner!
"Hey, Sugar Britches, come here baby. Daddy needs a little mud for his turtle." :moon:
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao:
:lmao:
:lmao:
:lmao:
Here's to Mud in Your Eye.
:blech:
:lmao:
forget trying to win... rummage her guts Bob!
If she reads this thread, I'm changing my guess to never. :lmao:
QuoteShukpaw - 7/30/2010 12:23 PM
If she reads this thread, I'm changing my guess to never. :lmao:
:biggrin: RIGHT! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Quotelowpro75 - 7/30/2010 8:52 AM
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 8:50 AM
Tonight's the night Bob...evrything's going to be alright Bob, spread your wings and let....well, you know the rest eh?
I didn't realize you were pulling for me to win, Pete. Thanks!!
I wasn't pulling anyone...I mean I was not voting for you...I thought I was tonight but I guess I was last night...my chance has come and gone :mad:
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 3:03 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 7/30/2010 8:52 AM
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 8:50 AM
Tonight's the night Bob...evrything's going to be alright Bob, spread your wings and let....well, you know the rest eh?
I didn't realize you were pulling for me to win, Pete. Thanks!!
I wasn't pulling anyone...I mean I was not voting for you...I thought I was tonight but I guess I was last night...my chance has come and gone :mad:
I think Bob's chance may have as well.
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 3:03 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 7/30/2010 8:52 AM
Quotejunglepete - 7/30/2010 8:50 AM
Tonight's the night Bob...evrything's going to be alright Bob, spread your wings and let....well, you know the rest eh?
I didn't realize you were pulling for me to win, Pete. Thanks!!
I wasn't pulling anyone...I mean I was not voting for you...I thought I was tonight but I guess I was last night...my chance has come and gone :mad:
Mine will too unless Bob ups his game. Bob downing 20+ keystones ain't gonna help my cause. Then of course she'll see this thread and it will be back to square one.
I hacked Bob's cell-phone! Who wants her number?
Quotegitfiddl - 7/30/2010 3:49 PM
I hacked Bob's cell-phone! Who wants her number?
How is it listed?
Sugar Britches, Mud Honey or some other alias?
:lmao:
Quotedwig - 7/30/2010 4:55 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 7/30/2010 3:49 PM
I hacked Bob's cell-phone! Who wants her number?
How is it listed?
Sugar Britches, Mud Honey or some other alias?
:lmao:
Considering the message I left, I hope it was "Mom"! :-0
Quotegitfiddl - 7/30/2010 5:13 PM
Quotedwig - 7/30/2010 4:55 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 7/30/2010 3:49 PM
I hacked Bob's cell-phone! Who wants her number?
How is it listed?
Sugar Britches, Mud Honey or some other alias?
:lmao:
Considering the message I left, I hope it was "Mom"! :-0
:lmao: :lmao:
It worked, she outside now!!!
:-0
Leave your 'puter on and open to this thread! Unless you have to go down to the hardware store and buy a new pair?!? :lmao: :lmao:
CLOSE THE THREAD!! FOR GODSAKE, CLOSE THE THREAD!
Quotelowpro75 - 7/30/2010 7:34 PM
CLOSE THE THREAD!! FOR GODSAKE, CLOSE THE THREAD!
Unless you have a web-cam! :biggrin:
And tell "Mom" I'm sorry! :-0 :shamebag:
Bob, you haven't posted in 3 hours ?? Wonder why ???
Could it be mud turtle time?
Actually just kidding!!!!!!!
:lmao:
Me and my pals went to the local bar tonight, shes coming tomorrow night so...
Rich got screwed huh?
Not literally but...
Wooooooo, I'm beere'd up!
Damn you Cordell. :biggrin:
Believe me Rich, I would have been DAMN glad to send the 5'er to you but it didnt quite work out that way!
:-(
We are getting tomorrow tomorrow night and your daddy has it all planned out...
Flowers, booze, Marvin Gaye, joy jelly, those skimy beach britches, wine, poems, breath mints, new skivvies...
:biggrin:
See, I even said tomorrow twice!!!!
So? :confused:
OK Bob, waz-up??? :confused:
I think she put him in the hospital! :-0
:confused:
You think he is still recovering? :biggrin:
Ok, sportsfans! We have a winner!!!
BTW, thanks for the concern I'm fine!
It looks like Jason guessed the correct date, Saturday night!
Woooooooo, we had champagne chilled on ice and she had flowers waiting. I think I did an alright job!!!!!
:-0
:biggrin:
:dancing:
I'll get Jason a 5er' in the mail soon!
Congrats to you Bob, and to Jason as well. Sounds like you both won :biggrin:
Just goes to show that old dogs still get a bone once in a while, or make that old musicians.... :dancing:
Keep a firm grasp on those memories Bob...........Ya just never know how long it will be between sessions!! :shades: My original guess was going to be December 17 but I didn't want to throw a wet blanket on your prospects!! :biggrin:
OK, Next contest.
What date will it be when Bob has to have "Bob's coochie time contest!" Part 2
:confused:
I'll start with August 22nd.
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
Quotedwig - 8/2/2010 9:25 AM
OK, Next contest.
What date will it be when Bob has to have "Bob's coochie time contest!" Part 2
:confused:
I'll start with August 22nd.
:lmao: :lmao:
Depends on how convincing his faxes are.... :biggrin:
Quotedwig - 8/2/2010 9:25 AM
OK, Next contest.
What date will it be when Bob has to have "Bob's coochie time contest!" Part 2
:confused:
I'll start with August 22nd.
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
Congratulations Jason! And it's good that you finally got that fixed Bob. Winners all around!
SCORE FOR BOB :bigthumbs:
And a fiver of cigars for me. :thumbsup:
QuotePA.pierced2010 - 7/28/2010 9:07 AM
Since all of the good dates are taken, I will go with 31 Aug 2012. The date of the next blue moon. The next time will be 31 Jul 2015. The date of the next "blue moon".
Sorry Bob, I could not resist the once in a blue moon humor!
:lmao:
My loss is Bob's gain! Congrats to the winner!
:lmao:
:lmao:
I've decided the next band I start will be called "Sugar Britches and The Mud Turtles"!
Congrats Jason...I mean Bob...well, you both got something good right? :biggrin:
Quotejunglepete - 8/2/2010 6:47 PM
Congrats Jason...I mean Bob...well, you both got something good right? :biggrin:
You seen Sugar Britches, Pete? Go, Jason!!!!! :-0 :lmao:
Quotegitfiddl - 8/2/2010 5:07 PM
I've decided the next band I start will be called "Sugar Britches and The Mud Turtles"!
Better move to TN to start that band :biggrin:
Quotegitfiddl - 8/2/2010 6:07 PM
I've decided the next band I start will be called "Sugar Britches and The Mud Turtles"!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
QuoteBob Cordell - 8/2/2010 8:15 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/2/2010 6:07 PM
I've decided the next band I start will be called "Sugar Britches and The Mud Turtles"!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Who knows, we might need a drummer! :shades:
Well, I've been a bit busy lately and it seems that I'll be that way for a while, so I haven't been able to stay current with the drama here on this thread. Congratulations Bob and Jason. A well deserved reward for both I'm sure. :rolleyes:
This has got to be the funniest and most entertaining thread that
i've EVER read on any forum! Ingenious idea bob! Congrats to Jason
for the winning guess and i'm glad you got you some brotha! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Great contest! Thanks, Bob! :lmao: :thumbsup: :rocker:
Congrats to Bob and Jason....sorry I didn't participate or follow this thread...just now catching up. Good stuff, though :lmao:
Ok, I got Jason's 5er' ready to ship, hope I get time tomorrow!
One of em' is REAL special!
:biggrin:
QuoteBob Cordell - 8/5/2010 9:44 PM
One of em' is REAL special!
:biggrin:
It's not one of those Bill Clinton cigars, is it? Just thinking about the topic of this thread is all....
Yeah, I pulled a Bill Clinton-Ron Jeremy on Sugar Britches and boxed it up!
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QuoteBob Cordell - 8/5/2010 6:48 PM
Yeah, I pulled a Bill Clinton-Ron Jeremy on Sugar Britches and boxed it up!
:biggrin:
:lmao: :lmao:
:-0
:lmao:
You Degenerates!! :-0 :lmao:
:lmao:
Why is there a curly hair on this cigar :-0
Hell if I know, thats not Sugarbritches!
Smooth sailing!
:dancing:
:biggrin:
The cigars just arrived. The special one had nothing to do with some kinky play between Mud Turtle and Sugar Britches (at least I hope not :-0 ), but instead was a very sweet ISOM.
Unfortunately, I don't have a camera (I always use Rebecca's and her's is out of commission right now), so I can't post any pics.
Padilla Cazadores Toro Grande
5 Vegas Miami M5
Bolivar Cofradia Robusto
Padilla Miami 8/11 Torpedo
And the special one.....
Partagas Serie P Torpedo
:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:
Thanks Bob for a great contest and some excellent cigars. Now I can enjoy my cigars and not have to think anymore about your sex life :lmao:
Aweomse job Bob! Congrats Jason!
Sweet prize package!
Wow, that is awesome! Must have been good coochie there Bob!
:biggrin:
Enjoy Jason!
Very generous prize package, Bob! Enjoy those smokes, Jason.
Nice price... :-)
Nice cigars Bob!!!
Way to shoot Bob!
Way to shoot? Were you watching?
Oh, you mean the cigars...
Nevermind!
:biggrin:
I hope he enjoys the cigars 1/17th as much as I enjoyed coochie time!
:dancing:
Sweet prize, congratulations!
QuoteBob Cordell - 8/11/2010 6:59 PM
Way to shoot? Were you watching?
Oh, you mean the cigars...
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: I hope the sex tape doesn't come out anytime soon.
Quotelowpro75 - 8/11/2010 8:12 PM
:lmao: :lmao: I hope the sex tape doesn't come out anytime soon.
I'm sure if there is one, Bob will share it with us!
:lmao: :lmao:
Way to go Bob and congratulations Jason!
OK, you want to see another blast from Cordell's past? This one was fun :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
March 19, 2023
J/k! :shy:
:lmao: :lmao:
:biggrin:
I started reading this and thought I was missing the joke with all the dates being 2010, then I saw it.
Hilarious.
Yeah this was before me lol...where'd everybody go...? :?:
:lmao: :lmao: That was a good thread
Quote from: BewareDaPenguin on 03/20/2023 11:55 AMYeah this was before me lol...where'd everybody go...? :?:
To procreate?
Quote from: shakinghorizons on 03/20/2023 04:19 PMQuote from: BewareDaPenguin on 03/20/2023 11:55 AMYeah this was before me lol...where'd everybody go...? :?:
To procreate?
:lmao: It appears so brother lol
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