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Non-Cigar Related => Jokes => Topic started by: Ken Kelley on 09/12/2010 08:33 AM

Title: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/12/2010 08:33 AM
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Post by: DonM on 09/12/2010 08:35 AM
:lmao:
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Post by: Brlesq on 09/12/2010 08:42 AM
Gotta get me some of them 'boob' flavored jellybeans!  :lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: DocJazzRH on 09/12/2010 09:21 AM
:lmao:
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Post by: lowpro75 on 09/12/2010 09:24 AM
:lmao: Drippins.
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Post by: Bob Cordell on 09/12/2010 09:38 AM
I'll have a pound of strippers and two pounds of beer!
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Post by: NES Tek on 09/12/2010 09:48 AM
Can I buy those in bulk?

 :biggrin:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: gitfiddl on 09/12/2010 11:22 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 9/12/2010  10:38 AM

I'll have a pound of strippers and two pounds of beer!

They sell the stripper flavor by the half-pint:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: PA.pierced2010 on 09/12/2010 11:50 AM
The small stripper strikes again!
 :lmao:
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Post by: kola on 09/12/2010 11:53 AM
Aaaahhhh .... my eyes, my eyes ... it burns. MAKE IT STOP.

Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: gitfiddl on 09/12/2010 12:01 PM
Quotekola - 9/12/2010  12:53 PM

Aaaahhhh .... my eyes, my eyes ... it burns. MAKE IT STOP.


Is this better, Armin?
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Vanilla Gorilla on 09/12/2010 12:09 PM
The "boot" and "Fear" ones made me  :lmao:
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Post by: Voexum on 09/12/2010 12:26 PM
I'll take some Beer, Tobacco, and Freedom!

Ah you talked me into it throw the boobs in too! :biggrin:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Bob Cordell on 09/12/2010 12:29 PM
I wish you would quit showing that little stumpy gal...



 :-(
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: gitfiddl on 09/12/2010 12:34 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 9/12/2010  1:29 PM

I wish you would quit showing that little stumpy gal...

:-(

You got something against Betty White?!?!?

Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: lowpro75 on 09/12/2010 12:43 PM
Polls show that midget exploitation on cigargeeks is at an all time high.
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/12/2010 12:59 PM
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Post by: Voexum on 09/12/2010 01:03 PM
:lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/12/2010 02:44 PM
Will someone please hack git's computer and destroy that picture! :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:

I like the "Fear".
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/12/2010 03:36 PM
Quotenwb - 9/12/2010  3:44 PM

Will someone please hack git's computer and destroy that picture! :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:

I like the "Fear".

I'll send the A-Team in to do this job!

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Post by: gitfiddl on 09/12/2010 04:11 PM
Quotenwb - 9/12/2010  3:44 PM

Will someone please hack git's computer and destroy that picture! :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:

I like the "Fear".

Great!  Another "Betty White hater" crawls out of the woodwork! :-0
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: elmokfo on 09/12/2010 05:02 PM
Ugh! The mini-stripper and Betty White pics in the same thread!  Yikes! Things are getting scary around here.
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/12/2010 05:14 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/12/2010  4:36 PM

Quotenwb - 9/12/2010  3:44 PM

Will someone please hack git's computer and destroy that picture! :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:

I like the "Fear".

I'll send the A-Team in to do this job!


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: kola on 09/12/2010 06:43 PM
Ya'll are giving me the heebie jeebies.  

I'll take a pound of BOOT Jelly Belly's to the skull, please.
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Brlesq on 09/12/2010 06:46 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 9/12/2010  12:22 PM

QuoteBob Cordell - 9/12/2010  10:38 AM

I'll have a pound of strippers and two pounds of beer!

They sell the stripper flavor by the half-pint:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Brlesq on 09/12/2010 06:58 PM
Quotenwb - 9/12/2010  3:44 PM

Will someone please hack git's computer and destroy that picture! :mad:
 

I'll help you out, Nate.

Hey David, here's a new picture for your midget porn collection!  :biggrin:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/12/2010 08:10 PM
What the hell?!  This shyt has got to stop!  :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Voexum on 09/12/2010 08:11 PM
OMG...  :blech:
:barfonyou:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/12/2010 08:15 PM
Well, I guess we DID start with Jelly Beans so OF COURSE the logical progression is a discussion of pornographic midgets!  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/12/2010 08:19 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/12/2010  9:15 PM

Well, I guess we DID start with Jelly Beans so OF COURSE the logical progression is a discussion of pornographic midgets!  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: kennyg on 09/12/2010 08:23 PM
Nice !   I mean the jelly beans.    :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:  :dancing:
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Post by: lowpro75 on 09/12/2010 08:37 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/12/2010  9:15 PM

Well, I guess we DID start with Jelly Beans so OF COURSE the logical progression is a discussion of pornographic midgets!  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Brlesq on 09/13/2010 06:16 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/12/2010  9:15 PM

Well, I guess we DID start with Jelly Beans so OF COURSE the logical progression is a discussion of pornographic midgets!  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Well 'stripper' was one of the flavors, wasn't it?!?   I didn't think it would be appropriate to show a picture of 'drippins'. :biggrin:
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Post by: mountedshriner on 09/13/2010 09:45 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: gitfiddl on 09/13/2010 09:47 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  7:16 AM

QuoteAlphairon - 9/12/2010  9:15 PM

Well, I guess we DID start with Jelly Beans so OF COURSE the logical progression is a discussion of pornographic midgets!  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Well 'stripper' was one of the flavors, wasn't it?!?   I didn't think it would be appropriate to show a picture of 'drippins'. :biggrin:

Thanks!
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: SenorPablo on 09/13/2010 09:56 AM
Somehow it always comes back to the same topic.   :-0
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/13/2010 09:57 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 9/13/2010  10:56 AM

Somehow it always comes back to the same topic.   :-0

*SIGH*  What are we going to do with them?  :confused:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: kennyg on 09/13/2010 10:10 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/13/2010  10:57 AM

QuoteSenorPablo - 9/13/2010  10:56 AM

Somehow it always comes back to the same topic.   :-0

*SIGH*  What are we going to do with them?  :confused:

Good question, as long as the answer doesn't include midgets, I may vote YES !
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/13/2010 10:17 AM
Quotekennyg - 9/13/2010  11:10 AM

QuoteAlphairon - 9/13/2010  10:57 AM

QuoteSenorPablo - 9/13/2010  10:56 AM

Somehow it always comes back to the same topic.   :-0

*SIGH*  What are we going to do with them?  :confused:

Good question, as long as the answer doesn't include midgets, I may vote YES !

No kidding!
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Brlesq on 09/13/2010 10:22 AM
Quotenwb - 9/13/2010  11:17 AM

Quotekennyg - 9/13/2010  11:10 AM

QuoteAlphairon - 9/13/2010  10:57 AM

QuoteSenorPablo - 9/13/2010  10:56 AM

Somehow it always comes back to the same topic.   :-0

*SIGH*  What are we going to do with them?  :confused:

Good question, as long as the answer doesn't include midgets, I may vote YES !

No kidding!

Nathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/13/2010 10:23 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  11:22 AM

Nathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.

 :mad:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Brlesq on 09/13/2010 10:30 AM
Quotenwb - 9/13/2010  11:23 AM

QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  11:22 AM

Nathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.

 :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: lowpro75 on 09/13/2010 11:11 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  11:30 AM

Quotenwb - 9/13/2010  11:23 AM

QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  11:22 AM

Nathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.

 :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao: Bruce, I love that you laugh at all your own jokes.
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: kylepwhalen on 09/13/2010 11:54 AM
The "boot" one is without a doubt the best one  :lmao:  :lmao:
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Post by: kylepwhalen on 09/13/2010 11:55 AM
QuoteNathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.

Thats awesome, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Shukpaw on 09/13/2010 01:24 PM
:lmao:   to the joke.
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Post by: NES Tek on 09/13/2010 04:24 PM
Quotenwb - 9/13/2010  8:23 AM

QuoteBrlesq - 9/13/2010  11:22 AM

Nathan - Got your PM.  Yes, I'll send you the address of the Uptown.

 :mad:

 :lmao:  :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: Ken Kelley on 09/13/2010 06:17 PM
My poor thread!  It's lying in tattered ruins!  Jelly beans crushed underfoot by little people!   :cry:  :cry:  :cry:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: nwb on 09/13/2010 06:36 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 9/13/2010  7:17 PM

My poor thread!  It's lying in tattered ruins!  Jelly beans crushed underfoot by little people!   :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

 :lmao:
Title: RE: Manly Jelly Beans
Post by: kola on 09/13/2010 07:50 PM
Have a 1/4 pound of Hot Wings and Chili Dog, and throw a couple Rattle Snakes over Dave's way.  You'll feel better  :biggrin:
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Post by: Olejay on 09/13/2010 08:57 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
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Post by: vw77guy on 09/14/2010 01:42 AM
I was going to comment on the Jelly Beans.  By the time I was done with all the midget pics, I wasn't sure what I was going to say!!!